Of course I am not. Shall I tell you how it is done?
No. Sod it. Find out for yourself.
I know things have tightened up in Switzerland now, but it was not unusual for people to stop off on the way back to wherever and load up with a case of readies. And with your own plane, super yacht - or in some places a simple rowing boat, you can move quite large quantities of cash.
Obviously when you get it to whichever home you are going to you can't really invest it, but you can buy a load of stuff. A nice gentleman from Russia bought a UK football club with a rather large wad stolen from his own bank in Lithuania (?). He got caught but many do not.
Then you can start a company for each family member and close friend where they are the directors but the company is, to all intents and purposes semi dormant. Each company is owned by a different entity and the only bank signatory is ... guess who.
Lots of ways, Jacko.
Left hand down a bit
Left hand down a bit it is sir.