Diogenes
Nemo me impune lacessit
Do tell.
It's the usual tale; horny, aging Brit wangles a post in Thailand and falls for the old soak-a-lecher routine. Before he knows it, she's up the duff and he's supporting her whole family.
At least she really was a "she", if you take my meaning. So many of the Thai "girls" ain't, you know.