I am evil and lazy.

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i did the unthinkable a few weeks ago. after much personal anguish, i broke down. i did the unthinkable.


















i purchased a

notice the cross wire mesh bitches. this isn't one of those weak ass horizontal wire only swatters, those fuckers can't escape the mesh. i am darth fly swat. bow before me.

 

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yes, i had a drink or three tonight, else i would never have divulged this inner most secret.

 

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yes, i had a drink or three tonight, else i would never have divulged this inner most secret.

I caved and started drinking as well. Thank god I ordered a case of Sahtea.

 

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I caved and started drinking as well. Thank god I ordered a case of Sahtea.

i drank at a mixer, attorneys and accountants, boy was it a riot!

i actually only only had two drinks, you had to pay for more

 

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i drank at a mixer, attorneys and accountants, boy was it a riot!

i actually only only had two drinks, you had to pay for more

Dude, a 5th of heavy, highly alcoholic beer (9%) is hard to finish.

 

[Beefy]

I caved and started drinking as well. Thank god I ordered a case of Sahtea.

Featherweight. Drinking is caving? To me, eating before drinking is caving. Always drink first.

Dude, a 5th of heavy, highly alcoholic beer (9%) is hard to finish.

Only for a featherweight pimpleneck who doesn't know how to drink.

 

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Featherweight. Drinking is caving? To me, eating before drinking is caving. Always drink first.



Only for a featherweight pimpleneck who doesn't know how to drink.

Beefy, I would drink you under the crawl space of my house, then back up and under the table.

 

[Beefy]

Beefy, I would drink you under the crawl space of my house, then back up and under the table.

Actually, you would not. You have no idea. No idea.

Anyhow, I was just doing this:

 

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I don't think you have any idea Beefy.

 

[Beefy]

I don't think you have any idea Beefy.

If the day ever comes, I will destroy you. Unfortunately, I have the highest, most expensive tolerance of alcohol in the history of mankind. More than any sumo wrestler, more than any Nicholas Cage pussy character, more than anyone who has ever lived. I could outlast you three rounds. You'd be on your third hangover and I'd still be on my first bender. You have no idea. None. Not even a vague concept.

 

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If the day ever comes, I will destroy you. Unfortunately, I have the highest, most expensive tolerance of alcohol in the history of mankind. More than any sumo wrestler, more than any Nicholas Cage pussy character, more than anyone who has ever lived. I could outlast you three rounds. You'd be on your third hangover and I'd still be on my first bender. You have no idea. None. Not even a vague concept.

I do enjoy a challenge. But you will lose Beefy.

 

[Beefy]

I do enjoy a challenge. But you will lose Beefy.

Afraid not. A fifth of 9% alcohol beer? Shit. Featherweight shit. We could bust out a fifth of 10 High and use that 9% panty beer to keep our shit hydrated. Then when we're done with that, we can start drinkin.

 

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i will smash you both, I am college trained, plus irish.

 

[Beefy]

i will smash you both, I am college trained, plus irish.

Oh gawd. You're lilly white liver would give out by the 4th hour.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

we really need to organize an official jpp meetup. beer, hotwings, music, me being awkwardly shy once i realize I can't say shit behind a screen with zero repercussions, it would be an amazing time.

 

[Beefy]

we really need to organize an official jpp meetup. beer, hotwings, music, me being awkwardly shy once i realize I can't say shit behind a screen with zero repercussions, it would be an amazing time.

I've been wanting to do that for years. The bar at the sportsbook at Mandalay is the perfect venue. I was scheduled to meet Gentoo there one day but his ass flaked.

 

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a meet up would be cool, though i would be drunk under the table before you guys even get started. i once inhaled 5 feet of a 6 foot bong. i passed out wee bit after, but i had the 'honor' of taking the most herb that night.

 

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I'm down for a meet and greet. And Grind, I would absolutely destroy you. Marines+Irish>college+Irish.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Actually, you would not. You have no idea. No idea.

Anyhow, I was just doing this:

YouTube- Monty Python - Argument Clinic

No you weren't!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

we really need to organize an official jpp meetup. beer, hotwings, music, me being awkwardly shy once i realize I can't say shit behind a screen with zero repercussions, it would be an amazing time.

I thought we were going to do one in Havana when Castro dies?