I am the Enchilada King

Controlled Opposition said:
Who doesn't love good enchiladas?
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My mom's soon to be ex husband. Farter complained my enchiladas were too salty whil dumping an ocean of salt on his rib eye steak.

I literally just stared at him. And finally says, what? I looked at my mom and she quietly shook her head and I said, I'm going to kick your ass right now... Reality didn't play out that way, I nodded to my mom and kept eating.
 
OG Yurt said:
My mom's soon to be ex husband. Farter complained my enchiladas were too salty whil dumping an ocean of salt on his rib eye steak.

I literally just stared at him. And finally says, what? I looked at my mom and she quietly shook her head and I said, I'm going to kick your ass right now... Reality didn't play out that way, I nodded to my mom and kept eating.
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You made the right decision! It was best for your mother!
 
OG Yurt said:
My mom's soon to be ex husband. Farter complained my enchiladas were too salty whil dumping an ocean of salt on his rib eye steak.

I literally just stared at him. And finally says, what? I looked at my mom and she quietly shook her head and I said, I'm going to kick your ass right now... Reality didn't play out that way, I nodded to my mom and kept eating.
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:palm: Meaning ... you still live at home with your Mother and Step Dad. And you have the nerve to call out Jade. (this is just sad)
 
Jack said:
:palm: Meaning ... you still live at home with your Mother and Step Dad. And you have the nerve to call out Jade. (this is just sad)
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Were you born retarded or did you practice it and then succeeded?

Ever hear of visiting people you dumb ape?
 
OG Yurt said:
Were you born retarded or did you practice it and then succeeded?

Ever hear of visiting people you dumb ape?
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Yeah. It doesn't sound like 'visiting'. Sounds like you do the cooking in return for your Mom letting you stay there.
So, ... which is it:
1. You never left.
2. You left, but returned.
 
Jack said:
Yeah. It doesn't sound like 'visiting'. Sounds like you do the cooking in return for your Mom letting you stay there.
So, ... which is it:
1. You never left.
2. You left, but returned.
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You've never visited your mom and made dinner?

You're an asshole.
 
OG Yurt said:
Seems like a good life to me. No mortgage, mom cooks meals... I love that life!
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Yes. There you are in Chula Vista, a human sponge. Thinking about ... maybe going to Hawaii and living off your brother for the next year or two. How sad is that.
 
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