I hate democracy

[Minister of Truth]

this is so incredibly gay.

You can support your country but once you start looking nobly to the heavens like superman standing on top of the earth then you have issues.

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of mouth breather flag proles literally have a sexual fetish for the pledge.

Guaranteed some conservatives masturbate to the pledge of allegiance. Probably while wrapped up in a flag naked.

If you're wrapped in the flag, technically you're not naked.

 

[Damocles]

The long experiment with this "government" idea has proved an utter failure across the board. We should abolish government and replace them with smooshed peas. Everybody will complain just as often, but we'll all be a bit better off. Oh, except for Watermark. He'll never get any better...

:?

 

[Mr. T]

The pledge of allegiance should be banned.

We should ban commi's from the US.

 

[Lowaicue]

We should ban commi's from the US.

commi chefs ... or commi nists?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Commi sutras, for sure.

 

[Mr. T]

commi chefs ... or commi nists?

We will start with you.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Ah, commi cue!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

"we live in a republic not a democracy"

We live in a democratic republic.

 

[charver]

We live in a democratic republic.

We all live in a yellow submarine.

 

[Lowaicue]

We all live in a yellow submarine.

You call that livin'?

 

[Minister of Truth]

We live in a democratic republic.

Fuck that, we live in a republic.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

What about Teddy?

which teddy?

 

[/MSG/]

which teddy?

Roosevelt of course. The manliest president ever.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Teddy was an asswhole.

 

[/MSG/]

Teddy was an asswhole.

Pack your bags. You're being deported to Madagascar.