I Have A Confession

[Howey]

Every Sunday afternoon, when the homophobes of America think the homos are enjoying their afternoon tea dance, we're actually secretly meeting in back rooms across America to plot the destruction of the institutions that made this a strong and prosperous nation.

I'm sorry. We've been doing this for decades. It finally took one so-called "smart" homophobe to figure it out.

 

[Independent]

Every Sunday afternoon, when the homophobes of America think the homos are enjoying their afternoon tea dance, we're actually secretly meeting in back rooms across America to plot the destruction of the institutions that made this a strong and prosperous nation.

I'm sorry. We've been doing this for decades. It finally took one so-called "smart" homophobe to figure it out.

Sometimes the best way to deceive is to tell a truth in a way so preposterous that everyone will reject the very idea due to its lunacy.

 

[Howey]

Sometimes the best way to deceive is to tell a truth in a way so preposterous that everyone will reject the very idea due to its lunacy.

Yeah...kinda like the opposite of the birthers.

 

[Timshel]

Sometimes the best way to deceive is to tell a truth in a way so preposterous that everyone will reject the very idea due to its lunacy.

 

[evince]

Every Sunday afternoon, when the homophobes of America think the homos are enjoying their afternoon tea dance, we're actually secretly meeting in back rooms across America to plot the destruction of the institutions that made this a strong and prosperous nation.

I'm sorry. We've been doing this for decades. It finally took one so-called "smart" homophobe to figure it out.

Your working with Grover Norquist?

 

[evince]

Step AWAY from the bathtub!

 

[Howey]

Your working with Grover Norquist?

Nevah!

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

Sometimes the best way to deceive is to tell a truth in a way so preposterous that everyone will reject the very idea due to its lunacy.

And sometimes ideas seem preposterous for the simple reason that they are preposterous.

 

[DamnYankee]

Every Sunday afternoon, when the homophobes of America think the homos are enjoying their afternoon tea dance, we're actually secretly meeting in back rooms across America to plot the destruction of the institutions that made this a strong and prosperous nation.

I'm sorry. We've been doing this for decades. It finally took one so-called "smart" homophobe to figure it out.

No. I figured this out myself a long time ago. You militant queers are just a subset of the militant left.

 

[Howey]

No. I figured this out myself a long time ago. You militant queers are just a subset of the militant left.

I also attended a meeting with Obama yesterday. We were planning how to take away all the guns.

 

[DamnYankee]

I also attended a meeting with Obama yesterday. We were planning how to take away all the guns.

Good luck with that. Even the Chinese aren't foolish enough to try that.