AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
If you think it isn't original, profound and/or dumb, feel free to say so. Feel free to insult me.
"Clean, and you shall find it."
"Clean, and you shall find it."
I just thought of something profound
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BidenPresident
Verified User
Has alcohol ruined your brain? what is wrong with you?
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
There's the insult. Anyone else?
BidenPresident
Verified User
no insult. most of what you post on this forum is stupid and pathetic. time for you to take a very long rest, maybe rehab
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Perhaps you can refer him to Hunter's facility?
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Not just physically but spiritually.
I suppose that can occur. Clean up your life and maybe you fix a lot of problems.
ParachuteAdams
Banned
There’s only one thing left.
Stand there with your hands in your pocket.
There was an open call for repainting the White House and 3 businessmen applied.
One was from China, one was from Germany and one was from Albania. The Chinese
asked 3 million dollars to do the job, the German asked 7 million and the Albanian asked
9 million. During the selection phase they asked the Chinese why do they need 3 million
and he replied like we need 1 million for materials, another million for the work force and
1 millionprofit. The German said that they will be using the most expensive paint and hire
the best workers so the cost would be 5 million plus 2 million profit. The Albanian said:
3 million for me, 3 million for you and 3 million for the Chinese guy to do the job. He was
selected.
Stand there with your hands in your pocket.
There was an open call for repainting the White House and 3 businessmen applied.
One was from China, one was from Germany and one was from Albania. The Chinese
asked 3 million dollars to do the job, the German asked 7 million and the Albanian asked
9 million. During the selection phase they asked the Chinese why do they need 3 million
and he replied like we need 1 million for materials, another million for the work force and
1 millionprofit. The German said that they will be using the most expensive paint and hire
the best workers so the cost would be 5 million plus 2 million profit. The Albanian said:
3 million for me, 3 million for you and 3 million for the Chinese guy to do the job. He was
selected.
T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
I prefer this one because it's 100% true: A place for everything, and it's place is anywhere...
Matt Dillon
Semolina comes from wheat
BidenPresident
Verified User
A penny saved is a penny earned.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
I like that. Jesus and Buddha said something similar.
T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
Profundity is as profundity does.
Yes, the observation is accurate.
Equally true is, Clean and you will break it.
Yes, the observation is accurate.
Equally true is, Clean and you will break it.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Hi, Master Yoda.
T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
Speaking of contractors... How many contractors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three...
One to buy the wrong sized light bulb and quit because the fixture can't be repaired.
One to buy a different fixture that fits the light bulb and install it.
A third to come in and fix the screwed up wiring the second contractor did and make it work...
Three...
One to buy the wrong sized light bulb and quit because the fixture can't be repaired.
One to buy a different fixture that fits the light bulb and install it.
A third to come in and fix the screwed up wiring the second contractor did and make it work...
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Boo hiss.