You are not even human.
You are an insect.
An insect TURD, actually.
You are the turd of an insect that crawls on animal shit to eat, then shits the shit it ate.
That's what you are.
The shit of a shit eating bug.
I've decided that I'm no longer going to waste my time trying to reason with vermin like you.
I'm only going to come here for the fun of insulting you.
Even though I must admit that will be tough too, because... how do you insult a fucking shit eating bug who knows he's a shit eating bug but doesn't care?
No problem.
The fun will still be fun.