I will be gone for a while.

[Socrtease]

Beginning tomorrow I will be gone till May 17th or 18th. The reason:

I am getting married on Saturday. My fiance Maggie and I will be married at White Sands National Monument and then will be spending 6 days in San Antonio, TX.

 

[Lowaicue]

Beginning tomorrow I will be gone till May 17th or 18th. The reason:

I am getting married on Saturday. My fiance Maggie and I will be married at White Sands National Monument and then will be spending 6 days in San Antonio, TX.

Quick! Run away! Remember marriage is for life. If you commit murder you could be free in 15 years!

 

[Damocles]

Where is my invitation? Hmmm?

FYI - I didn't RSVP because you didn't bother to tell me.

 

[Socrtease]

Gonna be a small family gathering. We are wearing casual beach type clothes, no shoes, and a magistrate judge is conducting the ceremony. So no slight intended you overly sensitive man.

 

[Damocles]

LOL. It just means I don't have to buy a gift.

Where did you register?

 

[Socrtease]

LOL. It just means I don't have to buy a gift.

Where did you register?

At several different banks. There are still stacks of 100's that have not been spoken for so feel free to get us 40 or 50 of them.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

wooooo go soc

 

[Damocles]

At several different banks. There are still stacks of 100's that have not been spoken for so feel free to get us 40 or 50 of them.

I'll use part of a stack to buy you some ugly plates that you don't want, but not a full set so you can have mismatched crap in your cupboards just in case I drop by and you have to break out the uglyware...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I always thought you were married soc.

You have kids right? I guess that's why every considers assumptions so awesome...

 

[charver]

Congratulations, Soc.

Even though you are spurning us in favour of a real woman, in the so-called real world, we bear no grudge and do not envy your guaranteed sex in the slightest.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Congratulations, Soc.

Even though you are spurning us in favour of a real woman, in the so-called real world, we bear no grudge and do not envy your guaranteed sex in the slightest.

speak for yourself

 

[SmarterthanYou]

congrats to you and the soon to be mrs.

btw, you never did get back with me on that whole lawsuit/complaint legal draft thingie.

 

[DamnYankee]

Quick! Run away! Remember marriage is for life. If you commit murder you could be free in 15 years!

You fool- he's going to Texas. They'd hang him for stealing a horse, so what do you think they'd do if he off'd the gal?

 

[uscitizen]

Beginning tomorrow I will be gone till May 17th or 18th. The reason:

I am getting married on Saturday. My fiance Maggie and I will be married at White Sands National Monument and then will be spending 6 days in San Antonio, TX.

White sands is neater than getting married.
But good luck anyway.

 

[Damocles]

You fool- he's going to Texas. They'd hang him for stealing a horse, so what do you think they'd do if he off'd the gal?

It depends on how he staged it.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Beginning tomorrow I will be gone till May 17th or 18th. The reason:

I am getting married on Saturday. My fiance Maggie and I will be married at White Sands National Monument and then will be spending 6 days in San Antonio, TX.

Congrats man!

Remember the Alamo!

 

[cawacko]

Congrats Soc. Can I get the USC Marching Band to perform at your ceremony???

 

[Thorn]

Beginning tomorrow I will be gone till May 17th or 18th. The reason:

I am getting married on Saturday. My fiance Maggie and I will be married at White Sands National Monument and then will be spending 6 days in San Antonio, TX.

Congrats, Socrtease! My best wishes for a lifetime of health and happiness for you both.

 

[christiefan915]

Quick! Run away! Remember marriage is for life. If you commit murder you could be free in 15 years!

It's a toss-up between iron bars or ruby ring.

 

[Norman Paperman]

Congrats, Soc.

Though I must say, as much as I like San Antonio, especially during the Christmas season, I can't say that I ever considered it a honeymoon hotspot. Have fun.