Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Also give a bunch to charity.
The first thing I would do is set up an account at a brokerage for my winnings to deposit into...
Then I would pay off all Mortgages on every property I own. Then I would start researching where to put a bunch of the money. Buy my wife a new car... then:
I would settle on a personal rule, no buying cool stuff until the money is settled as wisely as I can make it. Then I would get a property where I would build a garage in town, just a garage. Drive my truck out to pick up whatever car I wanted for that day. Sweeeeet.
I buy a couple of chances in the Mega Millions and Powerball every week. I've won $150 a few times, and smaller amounts more often. I know I'm not breaking even, but I'm also not spending much.
The fun fact about the $640 million lotto jackpot is the US Gov't would blow thru it in 80 mins.
The fun for me is to imagine what you would do if you won. I find that if you don't buy a ticket it isn't nearly as fun to do that. That being said... I don't spend much on it. $1 per drawing. So about $6 (Powerball is $2 per ticket) per week to imagine life with millions...
Worth it to me. And what if I do win?
What if you win? Someone had to win. It's really not such an amazing occurrence. And although people often like to dream about having lots of money, desire is an endless cycle, and it won't bring you happiness. I am really not all that obsessed with being a millionaire, and attaining it through luck rather than merit would make it all the more meaningless.
I'm also an incredibly unromantic person. I do not get teary eyed and dream about the possibilities. I take a look at the investment, multiply the probability of getting the payout by the payout, and value the judgement based on that. Really, if anything, I'd value highly random payouts less, because certainty is a commodity in itself. 1 dollar is worth more to me than a 50% chance of 2 dollars. When it comes to the lottery, 1 dollar is certainly worth more to me than the Powerball's jackpot of 1/175,223,510 * 36,200,000,000 = 21 cents. It is like trading more money for less money - just stupid. The huge uncertainty involved, again, just makes me value it less. Sure, it's not a huge loss in pure numerical terms, but I'm sorry, I don't like knowingly participating in being so thoroughly screwed. I would rather burn the money than spend it on lottery tickets.
I really think that the lottery, and gambling in general, only works because of the human minds lack of ability to intuitively grasp randomness. We are always looking for patterns, to explore something and trying to figure it out. We fail to realize when there simply is no pattern. Plus, many people seem to irrationally believe that God or the Universe favors them in some way, when in reality, the Universe doesn't give a shit about you. Again, there is no romance to this. They run some atmospheric noise through a pseudorandom algorithm, and someone is going to be picked from that. There is nothing amazing at all if it happens to be you. There was a 100% chance that someone was going to be picked. It's really the most banal thing in the universe. You are like a blade of grass on the course that the golf ball happens to land on, turning and thinking "Wow! Aren't I special!"
And this is why humans are so easy to exploit, and thank the Gods for their own exploitation. Suckers think about possibilities, leets think about probabilities. It's no coincidence that so many poor people buy lottery tickets. The kind of thinking that convinces them lottery tickets are a good investment is the kind of thinking that results in poverty.
Then after everything was running smooth, I would stop calling it a subdivision and rename it a compound.
What is a lot of money for one person is not necessarily a lot of money for 300 million persons.
I would give it all to charity, because I don't deserve any of it.
That was not implied by what I said. The question is not of value, but of excess. His statement was equivocating between the excursiveness a single individual spending 600 million dollars on yachts and mansions to society spending 600 million dollars on providing medicine for 10's of millions of elderly people and funding a world class military to protect the entire nation.
It's not shocking that an organization tasked with providing for the needs for all should spend more than you could ever imagine spending on yourself alone. This is as if a cell in your body suddenly got indignant that the brain collectively eats up far more resources than it could alone. Of course it does!
I'm the only person who wouldn't give any to charity it seems.
you're like me...i only gamble for fun and stop when the losing becomes far less than even.
interestingly, the revenue from the sales are (at least i remember reading) as much, if not more than the payout.
i have no problem with voluntary taxes like this.
If the government needs to tax, it should at least tax honestly. A tax should be judged by it's overall cost/benefit ratio to society, and the lottery is shitty in this regard.