If I Were Tony Haywood

AnyOldIron

AnyOldIron

Atheist Missionary
I wouldn't have taken all that stick from US congressmen, especially the one who resembles a creature from Star Wars.

I would have walked in, said three words and walked out again, humming 'Rule Britannia'.

The three words... 'Union fucking Carbide'.
 
He was busy getting Obamas foot out of his ass. Brits are pussies he was scared shitless like most Brits.
 
AnyOldIron said:
I wouldn't have taken all that stick from US congressmen, especially the one who resembles a creature from Star Wars.

I would have walked in, said three words and walked out again, humming 'Rule Britannia'.

The three words... 'Union fucking Carbide'.
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Don't forget Occidental, Halliburton, Transocean, Blackwater and Exxon. Nobody wants to address the matter of Bhopal because it exposes the rank hypocrisy and double standards for all to see.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2009/1203/1224259997579.html
 
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Bp has kicked in 20b and by Obama is not done with that shaky Brit yet. He'll bitch slap those incompetent brits to the tune of at least 50 b.
 
AnyOldIron said:
I wouldn't have taken all that stick from US congressmen, especially the one who resembles a creature from Star Wars.

I would have walked in, said three words and walked out again, humming 'Rule Britannia'.

The three words... 'Union fucking Carbide'.
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AnyOld! My man. I hope you're back for a bit.

Actually if i were Tony Hayward i would have prepared a letter of resignation before the hearings, marched in, pulled down my trousers and pants and taken a massive shit in the middle of the room before wiping my soiled bottom with a pelican secreted in the briefcase of a BP advisor. I would then have taken my pay-off and headed, quicksmart, to the nearest barbers for a decent fucking haircut.

This goes some way to explaining why i am not the CEO of a multinational company.
 
charver said:
AnyOld! My man. I hope you're back for a bit.

Actually if i were Tony Hayward i would have prepared a letter of resignation before the hearings, marched in, pulled down my trousers and pants and taken a massive shit in the middle of the room before wiping my soiled bottom with a pelican secreted in the briefcase of a BP advisor. I would then have taken my pay-off and headed, quicksmart, to the nearest barbers for a decent fucking haircut.

This goes some way to explaining why i am not the CEO of a multinational company.
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I imagine that Tony Hayward knows how to spell his surname correctly.
 
AnyOldIron said:
I wouldn't have taken all that stick from US congressmen, especially the one who resembles a creature from Star Wars.

I would have walked in, said three words and walked out again, humming 'Rule Britannia'.

The three words... 'Union fucking Carbide'.
Click to expand...

No worries mate!

Our wingnut contingent are falling all over themselves to apologize to BP!

How dare our water and wetlands get in the way of BP's oil!

-Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas): "I'm ashamed of what Barack Hussein Obama did to you, Mr. Hayward" :(

-GOP Congressional Conservative Caucus, press release: "Obama Executes Chicago-style thuggish blackmailing of BP"

-Rand Paul (R-Kentucky): "Shit happens. Accidents happen. Obama is being unamerican for putting his boot on the neck of BP"
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AnyOldIron said:
I wouldn't have taken all that stick from US congressmen, especially the one who resembles a creature from Star Wars.

I would have walked in, said three words and walked out again, humming 'Rule Britannia'.

The three words... 'Union fucking Carbide'.
Click to expand...

You mean you Brits aren't happy with Obama?
 
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