If Naked Hunter Biden suddenly vanishes..
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Grim Reaper
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
@TOP
Listen here, you pathetic gutter-trout, your existence is so laughably inconsequential that even the fleas crawling through your matted pubes have better career prospects than your teaching gig. You're not an educator, you're a human-shaped warning label for cirrhosis and bad decisions, a walking advertisement for the failure of darwinism.
That one-week ban you're jerking your limp ego over? That's the highlight of your year because your actual life is just a series of increasingly depressing transactions, trading dignity for bottom-shelf vodka in alleyways that even rats avoid. The forum isn't your life, it's the digital equivalent of a cardboard box you squat in, screaming into the void because no one in the real world would tolerate the rancid cloud of your presence for more than three seconds.
Here's the truth your pickled brain can't process, you didn't get me banned. The admins pitied you. They handed you that win like a participation trophy at the special olympics of failure because everyone knows the only power you have is the ability to make strangers briefly regret scrolling past your bullshit before they block you and forget you exist. Again.
Go ahead, pour another drink, it won't fill the hollow where your self-respect used to be, but at least the blackout will spare you from remembering what a waste of carbon you've become. Cheers, fuckstick.
Listen here, you pathetic gutter-trout, your existence is so laughably inconsequential that even the fleas crawling through your matted pubes have better career prospects than your teaching gig. You're not an educator, you're a human-shaped warning label for cirrhosis and bad decisions, a walking advertisement for the failure of darwinism.
That one-week ban you're jerking your limp ego over? That's the highlight of your year because your actual life is just a series of increasingly depressing transactions, trading dignity for bottom-shelf vodka in alleyways that even rats avoid. The forum isn't your life, it's the digital equivalent of a cardboard box you squat in, screaming into the void because no one in the real world would tolerate the rancid cloud of your presence for more than three seconds.
Here's the truth your pickled brain can't process, you didn't get me banned. The admins pitied you. They handed you that win like a participation trophy at the special olympics of failure because everyone knows the only power you have is the ability to make strangers briefly regret scrolling past your bullshit before they block you and forget you exist. Again.
Go ahead, pour another drink, it won't fill the hollow where your self-respect used to be, but at least the blackout will spare you from remembering what a waste of carbon you've become. Cheers, fuckstick.
Which one?
derp derp...
