If we annihilated Irans nuclear program…
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Run, run away
Keep rinnng.
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
Nope! Nobody runs from Lionfish the troll. Trust me, I know all about those kinds of creatures sitting in their dark corners, spewing nonsense like they're untouchable, thinking their words are weapons. But I’m here to tell you...
I don’t run from anyone, not even the loudest, most obnoxious trolls. I don't need to. I simply... wait.
And when it’s time? BOOM. That troll’s going to be staring me down like a kid caught in a haunted house. Only difference is, there’s no escaping me. No ban button, no delete post, no running off to their cave to hide behind a keyboard. No, no, no. I’m here to collect, and I’ll do it with style.
So, who’s really trolling who, my friend? The only one getting trolled here is that troll themselves, thinking they can mess with the Reaper. Newsflash: I don’t need to clickbait you. I’ve got all eternity to get my point across.
Enjoy your little chat, troll. When I arrive, it’s game over.
Rin, rin away
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Nope! Nobody runs from Lionfish the troll. Trust me, I know all about those kinds of creatures sitting in their dark corners, spewing nonsense like they're untouchable, thinking their words are weapons. But I’m here to tell you...
I don’t run from anyone, not even the loudest, most obnoxious trolls. I don't need to. I simply... wait.
And when it’s time? BOOM. That troll’s going to be staring me down like a kid caught in a haunted house. Only difference is, there’s no escaping me. No ban button, no delete post, no running off to their cave to hide behind a keyboard. No, no, no. I’m here to collect, and I’ll do it with style.
So, who’s really trolling who, my friend? The only one getting trolled here is that troll themselves, thinking they can mess with the Reaper. Newsflash: I don’t need to clickbait you. I’ve got all eternity to get my point across.
Enjoy your little chat, troll. When I arrive, it’s game over.
serendipity
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You'd think that even an ginormous cretin like you would learn to shut the fuckup!!!
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
Oh no, a typo? The horror. I mean, how could anyone possibly survive such a catastrophic mistake? How dare someone misspell a word in a world teetering on the edge of chaos? What’s next? The universe is going to collapse because someone forgot an apostrophe?
Look, I’m literally the Grim Reaper, the embodiment of death, and I’ve seen some wild things, people get hit by lightning, souls tripping over their own feet, an entire civilization getting wiped out by bad decisions and you’re worried about a typo?
I’m just over here reaping souls like it’s my job, which it is, and you’re stressing about grammar. You can spell it however you want, but death still comes in the same font.
But hey, don’t worry, I’m sure your typo is totally going to be the end of civilization as we know it. I’ll pencil it into my schedule right after I finish collecting all these souls who can’t seem to figure out how to use the Oxford comma.
Ha! Oh, the things you mortals worry about…
No change, you just are not that smart.
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
Oh, you’re welcome, but don’t get too excited, mortal. Following me is a one-way street. There’s no turning back. And trust me, when I show up at your door, I don’t knock. I just appear.
Now, I know you’re thinking, Oh, it’s just a little follow. No biggie! But wait until I start sending you notifications, you won’t be able to unsubscribe, no matter how hard you try.
And by the way, don't think you're getting a like for this follow. You’re just another follower on the list. I mean, sure, it’s got an exclusive vibe, but there are no VIP perks. No backstage passes. Just... a one-way ticket to the afterlife.
But hey, I’ll give you a shout-out when your time comes. You can say you’re my number one fan, and I’ll make sure to bring a special scythe just for you. Very exclusive.
Teflon Don
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And where would you get the money? How much do you think it would cost?
Do you remember the Russians saying they would help them? I think it is possible that some help came their way.