If World War One was a bar fight

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and for a damn good AMERICAN reason they don't.

That and the Russians basically taking 60% of Hitlers armies and eating them.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Yeah, and the bloody telegram doesn't ring any alarm bells for you, yuh bloomin' wanker?!!?

I could have shouted something at you in German, but I don't speak the language, and neither do most Brits.

Got in Himmel. Ich habe hellere würste gekannt.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Okay, I'll just come right out and say it, Mott. IT WAS A DAMN FORGERY!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Okay, I'll just come right out and say it, Mott. IT WAS A DAMN FORGERY!!!

Fine bitch. Then the mother f'n Limey's handed the Americans a not saying that shit. You happy now?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Sure...

 

[hotdog]

America entered the fight for two reason. The germany nocked over america's keg in retaliation to america handing its empty bear bottels over to Britain. Britain also claimed to have entercepted a note that was being tossed from Germany to Mexico.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

That and the Russians basically taking 60% of Hitlers armies and eating them.

Never a good idea to take on a country with multiple times your population.

 

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Never a good idea to take on a country with multiple times your population.

And with a leader who could teach Hitler a thing or two about genocide of his own people.