FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
if it is one semester, you still have hope...i had a huge family matter that occurred during one of my semesters as a junior....i actually got an F and my gpa sank to like 2.1....well, after that i got back on track, dean's list etc....and ended up overall with a cumulative high gpa...
if all else fails, you can always join tom's investigation agency that investigates meter maids
I think I'm probably going to fail the class I just took a test in, unless the teacher pulls some kind of magic with the grades (not completely out of the question, since the class average on all of his tests has been around 50, and I assume that it's frowned upon to be failing the vast majority of your students).
I might fail the class I'm reworking the test to right now. It depends on how badly I damaged my lab grade by forgetting to submit my lab report four weeks in a row.