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Stone

Stone

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Im much more of a on water guy, had plenty of boats and jet ski's,.. but need a little something more in addition to zipping across the lake to trip my trigger,.....

Probably going to pick up a UTV sometime in the next couple of weeks. Im not TOTALLY sold on the idea yet but im 99% there. Nice side by side that my wife and I can tear around in . Im not overly hard on sporting equipment because I know all too well how it can become a bottomless money pit REAL FAST. So I should be ok there. Anyone in here own one? If so , what are your experiences? Not looking to beat on it or do anything crazy,....more just pleasure riding on nicely groomed trails. looking at more of a utilitarian model. Luckily nicely groomed trails are all around me so no worries there. Looking at either a Polaris or more likely a Can Am.
 
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You should try to avoid UTV's (Urinary Tract Viruses) at all costs.

Never had one myself, but I hear they're not pleasant.

Cannot understand why you want one.
 
Nomad said:
You should try to avoid UTV's (Urinary Tract Viruses) at all costs.

Never had one myself, but I hear they're not pleasant.

Cannot understand why you want one.
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Urinary tract infections are invariably caused by bacteria not viruses, just saying.

A urinary tract infection (UTI) is an infection in any part of the urinary system. The urinary system includes the kidneys, ureters, bladder and urethra. Most infections involve the lower urinary tract — the bladder and the urethra. Women are at greater risk of developing a UTI than are men.

[h=2]Causes[/h]UTIs typically occur when bacteria enter the urinary tract through the urethra and begin to spread in the bladder. The urinary system is designed to keep out bacteria. But the defenses sometimes fail. When that happens, bacteria may take hold and grow into a full-blown infection in the urinary tract.
The most common UTIs occur mainly in women and affect the bladder and urethra.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...inary tract infection (UTI,a UTI than are men


 
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Stone said:
Im much more of a on water guy, had plenty of boats and jet ski's,.. but need a little something more in addition to zipping across the lake to trip my trigger,.....

Probably going to pick up a UTV sometime in the next couple of weeks. Im not TOTALLY sold on the idea yet but im 99% there. Nice side by side that my wife and I can tear around in . Im not overly hard on sporting equipment because I know all too well how it can become a bottomless money pit REAL FAST. So I should be ok there. Anyone in here own one? If so , what are your experiences? Not looking to beat on it or do anything crazy,....more just pleasure riding on nicely groomed trails. looking at more of a utilitarian model. Luckily nicely groomed trails are all around me so no worries there. Looking at either a Polaris or more likely a Can Am.
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UTV=Uteran Tit Vagina?
 
serendipity said:
Urinary tract infections are invariably caused by bacteria not viruses, just saying.

[FONT=&]A urinary tract infection (UTI) is [/FONT][FONT=&]an infection in any part of the urinary system[/FONT][FONT=&]. The urinary system includes the kidneys, ureters, bladder and urethra. Most infections involve the lower urinary tract — the bladder and the urethra. Women are at greater risk of developing a UTI than are men.

[/FONT][h=2]Causes[/h]UTIs typically occur when bacteria enter the urinary tract through the urethra and begin to spread in the bladder. The urinary system is designed to keep out bacteria. But the defenses sometimes fail. When that happens, bacteria may take hold and grow into a full-blown infection in the urinary tract.
The most common UTIs occur mainly in women and affect the bladder and urethra.
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Yeah, I know all that.

It was just a joke and I was working with the only material I had to work with.
 
MASSIMO WARRIOR 1000 MXD UTV , 4-STROKE, V-TWIN, AUTOMATIC

shopping




https://arlingtonpowersports.com/massimo-warrior-1000-mxd-utv-4-stroke-v-twin-automatic/
 
Stone said:
Im much more of a on water guy, had plenty of boats and jet ski's,.. but need a little something more in addition to zipping across the lake to trip my trigger,.....

Probably going to pick up a UTV sometime in the next couple of weeks. Im not TOTALLY sold on the idea yet but im 99% there. Nice side by side that my wife and I can tear around in . Im not overly hard on sporting equipment because I know all too well how it can become a bottomless money pit REAL FAST. So I should be ok there. Anyone in here own one? If so , what are your experiences? Not looking to beat on it or do anything crazy,....more just pleasure riding on nicely groomed trails. looking at more of a utilitarian model. Luckily nicely groomed trails are all around me so no worries there. Looking at either a Polaris or more likely a Can Am.
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Does that come in an EV model?
 
goat said:
A good way to ditch the wife unless you buy 2.
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You can get two of them for less than the price of the 2 seater above. You can take the fastest one and get away from her (then the battery dies and your up shit creek).
 
RB 60 said:
You can get two of them for less than the price of the 2 seater above. You can take the fastest one and get away from her (then the battery dies and your up shit creek).
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Vegas rents out UTVs. A lot more fun than the casinos.
 
RB 60 said:
I'm sure they do, and are. I find casinos annoying.
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I spent 12 years with a Taiwanese woman who was a gambleholic. I had to find a way to get her out of the casinos. Guns and UTVs did the trick.
 
goat said:
I love Asian women. They allow me to be a man.
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I was recently watching a Filipina YouTube that included the words "Of course I want him to have a good time" re the sex she approves.

I am pretty sure U know what I am talking about.
 
I like the idea of women who it never crosses their mind to bust a mans balls for fun....they find that moronic.
 
I am currently working on my education:

The Ukraine War & the Eurasian World Order - Alexander Mercouris & Glenn Diesen
 
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