I'm miserable

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm miserable. Absolutely miserable. Someone plea setalk me out of jumping off of my 1-story house. I see no point in continuing on.

 

[Diuretic]

I'm miserable. Absolutely miserable. Someone plea setalk me out of jumping off of my 1-story house. I see no point in continuing on.

If you jump off your one-storey house you will break your ankle and be the butt of jokes from the paramedics who come to fix you up. Rent "The Bridge" to cheer yourself up.

 

[Cancel3]

Life is all about changes. While that may sound trite, it is the absolute truth.

At least hang around to see whats next.

 

[uscitizen]

Yep WM hang around and watch how the right wing goes farther in the nutso direction over the next few months.

 

[Chapdog]

if you jump off a one story room (about 10-12feet) when you land just roll forward to absorb the force and its easy to not get injured. I do it all the time off my front porch roof when i am power washing, putting up lights, or running from bees.

 

[Damocles]

if you jump off a one story room (about 10-12feet) when you land just roll forward to absorb the force and its easy to not get injured. I do it all the time off my front porch roof when i am power washing, putting up lights, or running from bees.

Why would you run from bees?

 

[Chapdog]

Why would you run from bees?

because i don't like getting stung.

 

[Damocles]

because i don't like getting stung.

It is unlikely a random passing bee is going to sting you.

 

[charver]

It is unlikely a random passing bee is going to sting you.

You have, obviously, never returned from a fancy dress party and inadvertently bumped into a bee's nest whilst dressed as a giant tulip.

 

[TexasMeg]

It is unlikely a random passing bee is going to sting you.

You haven't met the bees in my neck of the woods then. When I mow I go armed with a can of poison.

 

[Damocles]

You haven't met the bees in my neck of the woods then. When I mow I go armed with a can of poison.

So YOU are the cause of CCD!

 

[Damocles]

You have, obviously, never returned from a fancy dress party and inadvertently bumped into a bee's nest whilst dressed as a giant tulip.

True dat.

 

[TexasMeg]

So YOU are the cause of CCD!

LOL!! Those bees are going DOWN!!

 

[Chapdog]

It is unlikely a random passing bee is going to sting you.

well they tend to get pissed when you power spray there nest thats hidden behind a shutter. LOL one time I was cutting down some branches around the perimeter of my lawn and i didnt see a huge yogi bear type bees nest.. that thing hit the ground and a swarm of bees came out. i dropped chainsaw and ran as fast as i could.

I turned around and it was like a cartoon. was a giant swarm chasing after me. ended up getting stung like 5 times but could have been way worse.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

I'm miserable. Absolutely miserable. Someone plea setalk me out of jumping off of my 1-story house. I see no point in continuing on.

Just make sure to go head first. Otherwise, you will most likely survive.

 

[uscitizen]

It is unlikely a random passing bee is going to sting you.

Umm I am assuming wasps. they get agitated if you get too close to their nests. Mean little bassids.
Bumble bees are really mean if you disturb their nests. and I don't even want to think about the last time i ran over a yellow jacket nest with the tractor.

 

[uscitizen]

Just make sure to go head first. Otherwise, you will most likely survive.

I dunno if that is a vital organ area on WM or not.

 

[evince]

I'm miserable. Absolutely miserable. Someone plea setalk me out of jumping off of my 1-story house. I see no point in continuing on.

I feel taunted Watermark.

Are you messin with the Desh or do you really want me to go into full Mom on a mission mode.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I was ridiculously depressed last night.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

At least I didn't say anything to seriously indicate that.