FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
if you jump off a one story room (about 10-12feet) when you land just roll forward to absorb the force and its easy to not get injured. I do it all the time off my front porch roof when i am power washing, putting up lights, or running from bees.
I've been up there fixing the roof and such before. Jumping off is our preferred method of getting down. Probably not to good for the back.