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I had an awesome weekend.
Stepson got married, spent a lot of quality time with my boys especially the one living in Wisconson.
I got trashed at the reception, both sons told me for the first time they did better with chicks than I did. So I went around telling every guy over 20. I lost a lot of useless guilt I was carrying around about my divorce when the boys said their goal is to do with their kids what I did with them coach little league for 10 yrs and go to thousands of wrestling matches many were 1,000 mile drives.
It could have been no better for me.
Wedding party left to the tiger fight song.
 
usaloyal2theend said:
Fact of the Millenium:

Nancy Pelosi is irrefutable proof that her father screwed Chihuahuas...

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Hmmmm reminds me of a gal I dated in Arkansas a few years back.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Hmmmm reminds me of a gal I dated in Arkansas a few years back.
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Jesus H Christ!

You're wife is definitely an upgrade to FIRST, FIRST, FIRST Class!

Sorry to hear of your sister's fire. What a rotten time of year to have it happen. Any time is rotten, but in the cold and during the holidays is really rotten. Hopefully people will demonstrate the true meaning of the American Spirit, the holidays, and general human decency and lend a hand.
 
Lowaicue said:
Mate of mine was marooned on an island. He was there for ages. Tried making a fire but couldn't find dry kindling. Tried to send messages to no avail. Finally he saw a figure approaching. 'Thank god you have come.'
'Have you been here long?' asked the visitor.
'I've lost count', said my friend.
'I'll see what I can do', said the stranger and walked off the island, stopped the traffic and my friend crossed the road to safety!
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Got a good one for ya...

Blonde walks into a drycleaner.

Steps up to the counter, hands the attendant a dirty blouse, gets a claimcheck and turns to go...

"Come again" the attendant calls out as the blonde is leaving.

"WRONG. It's toothpaste this time you nosy bitch" the customer shouts back.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Threedee walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. Bartender says "Here ya go, what ya celebrating?" Threedee says "My first blowjob". Bartender says "Well congrats! Have a shot on me!" Threedee say's "No thanks, if 5 won't get this taste out of my mouth, another won't help."
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You realize that you've told this one a plethora of times already, right? Or perhaps not, you are getting olde...

FYI - It still won't be funny if you tell it once more.
 
Yurt: sorry to hear about your Bro.
Mott: sorry to hear about Sis's house.

The Southern Man cooked his turkey on the grill to perfection, as usual. My lovely bride of 23 years made the best apple cranberry pie of all time, using Granny Smith apples and dried craisins. The Craisins soaked up the excess moisture from the apples and reconstituted into tart perfection.

Went skiing Saturday and Sunday. :good4u:
 
Southern Man said:
Yurt: sorry to hear about your Bro.
Mott: sorry to hear about Sis's house.

The Southern Man cooked his turkey on the grill to perfection, as usual. My lovely bride of 23 years made the best apple cranberry pie of all time, using Granny Smith apples and dried craisins. The Craisins soaked up the excess moisture from the apples and reconstituted into tart perfection.

Went skiing Saturday and Sunday. :good4u:
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Thanks man.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Yea it does....could have been worse. Hadn't been for the neighbor we'd be going to funeral.
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Well, I'm sure some of us would step up if they need help. My good friend's house burned down while he was running for office in the 2008 elections. It was a stunning blow, he says it helps if you can work on reducing all the loss to just "stuff"...
 
Southern Man said:
Yurt: sorry to hear about your Bro.
Mott: sorry to hear about Sis's house.

The Southern Man cooked his turkey on the grill to perfection, as usual. My lovely bride of 23 years made the best apple cranberry pie of all time, using Granny Smith apples and dried craisins. The Craisins soaked up the excess moisture from the apples and reconstituted into tart perfection.

Went skiing Saturday and Sunday. :good4u:
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How big a bird was it? Did you have to split it in two?

That pie sounds freakin awesome! Gonna try that w/the craisins next time.
 
ZappasGuitar said:
How big a bird was it? Did you have to split it in two?

That pie sounds freakin awesome! Gonna try that w/the craisins next time.
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No I cook the whole bird on an uncovered aluminum pan with the cover closed and two of the three burners on low. That makes it like an oven and I can control the heat nearly as well. We have a family tradition for at least three generations to cook it at a low temperature for longer times. I generally aim for 275 to 300 which takes about 5 hours, depending on the size.
 
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