In Just 1 Day, Melania Trump's Documentary Becomes a Streaming Sensation :"Melania" Debuts at #1 on Prime Video

Tobytone said:
Oh yes, Imagine thousands of Fowl's out there. So miserable and desperate, they literally have nothing better to do than hit thumbs down after they watch it and love every minute. An army of pathetic losers like the JPP morons that actually spent hours hitting thumbs down on your posts, lol. To them, a thumbs up or down is a big deal, they live for little libtard treats like ribbons and pins, along with likes from other drones, anything to signal their fake virtue. They are miserable people desperate for even a tiny bit of relief. It cracks me up.
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This thread cracks me up...🤣🤣🤣🤣 They absolutely adore Melania;)
 
LurchAddams said:
You should talk to @Stone about that. He can't stop jerking over that whore.

Cheers, beeyach!
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You are never going to sell any Kirbys with that horse shit attitude of yours. Have they let you go yet? I certainly hope not for your sake. Take a nice brisk walk tonight and clear that sausage head of yours. Be positive, be happy, be a pleasure to other people instead of this THING you have allowed yourself to become.
 
Cypress said:
I can only respond to the words MAGA morons write.

Of all content on Prime 'Malaria' isn't close to being number one. It's number five.

It's not my job to help MAGA morons fix their claims to reflect they only wanted to talk about movies on Prime.
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Like a failed Kirby salesman like yourself even HAS a TV. :rolleyes:
 
Stone said:
You are never going to sell any Kirbys with that horse shit attitude of yours. Have they let you go yet? I certainly hope not for your sake. Take a nice brisk walk tonight and clear that sausage head of yours. Be positive, be happy, be a pleasure to other people instead of this THING you have allowed yourself to become.
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I'm sorry - I can't understand you through all that blubber. "A nice brisk walk"? Dude, you need several "nice brisk walks" preferably on a Stairmaster.
 
LurchAddams said:
I'm sorry - I can't understand you through all that blubber. "A nice brisk walk"? Dude, you need several "nice brisk walks" preferably on a Stairmaster.
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Poor POOR Lurch. He has to live his life in a fantasy world he created because his reality is much too bleak for his fragile self to deal with. You wont ever sell any Kirbys with that kind of attitude boy. Here in the real world its all about PRODUCE......or GET to stepping! Ole Lurchy has been doing a whole lot of get to stepping for quite some time now. You would think BY NOW he would have learned his lesson.
 
The truth ? Lurch = A grown ass man in his SIXTIES who cant even support himself. Bouncing from dead end job to dead end job and sleeping on family members couches and basements because they feel sorry for his dumb ass. It doesn't have to be this way Lurch. Smarten up and become a PRODUCER or continue being an economic drain on others out of pity. The choice is yours.
 
Stone said:

Poor POOR Lurch. He has to live his life in a fantasy world he created because his reality is much too bleak for his fragile self to deal with. You wont ever sell any Kirbys with that kind of attitude boy. Here in the real world its all about PRODUCE......or GET to stepping! Ole Lurchy has been doing a whole lot of get to stepping for quite some time now. You would think BY NOW he would have learned his lesson.
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Do try to peel your elephant-like body off the couch today and try to walk for at least 5 minutes. Every little bit helps, fat-lad.
 
LurchAddams said:
The great thing about fat people - they're the first one the bear's going to eat. The slowest one's always the prize! Thanks, rotundo!
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You would certainly know,...lard ass. Now get to work and sell.........or GET TO STEPPING. Who knows,...maybe you can find some old lady that feels sorry for you and buys one out of PITY.
 
Stone said:
You would certainly know,...lard ass. Now get to work and sell.........or GET TO STEPPING. Who knows,...maybe you can find some old lady that feels sorry for you and buys one out of PITY.
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I'm sorry. Listen! Do you hear that? It's the sound of you getting even fatter? OMG!!! You're gonna be one of those poor fucks the fire department's going to have to remove a wall from your mom's house just to get you to the hospital! Hey! Was this you?

One of these poor fucks?

  • New York Case (1996): Michael Hebranko, weighing approximately 850 pounds, was rescued from his home through a 10-by-5-foot hole in his wall, requiring a forklift and a specialized stretcher.
  • Other Instances: In West Virginia (2011), a 348-pound man was cut from his chair and his house wall removed after being confined for two years. Similar incidents involve, this 600-pound man in 2025 Facebook
We're so sad for you, blubber-boy!
 
LurchAddams said:
I'm sorry. Listen! Do you hear that? It's the sound of you getting even fatter? OMG!!! You're gonna be one of those poor fucks the fire department's going to have to remove a wall from your mom's house just to get you to the hospital! Hey! Was this you?

One of these poor fucks?

  • New York Case (1996): Michael Hebranko, weighing approximately 850 pounds, was rescued from his home through a 10-by-5-foot hole in his wall, requiring a forklift and a specialized stretcher.
  • Other Instances: In West Virginia (2011), a 348-pound man was cut from his chair and his house wall removed after being confined for two years. Similar incidents involve, this 600-pound man in 2025 Facebook
We're so sad for you, blubber-boy!
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:magagrin:

LMAO!!
 
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