Good idea. I'll add some examples of Yinzers culture.
A 64-year-old Pittsburgh woman is facing multiple charges after authorities say she agreed to pay two boys $5 for shoveling snow, then got them drunk and inappropriately touched one of them.
Just after 9 p.m. on Jan. 8, the woman called police about a burglary, Pittsburgh police said in court documents obtained by USA TODAY on Friday. When officers arrived, they found two boys outside the home who appeared to be about 12 or 13 years old and were "speaking in a nonsensical way, exclaiming that a lady had just got them drunk and touched them," police said in the report.
The boys were initially detained while the woman watched from her second-floor bedroom window, police said in the report, adding that she initially wouldn't open the door but eventually complied.
When the woman opened the front door, police say she was "extremely intoxicated" and "could not fully explain" why she had called them, though she told them that neighborhood kids had pranked her and that they were drug dealers.
She eventually stopped answering questions.
The woman is facing charges of indecent assault, corruption of minors, giving false reports to police and inducement of minors with liquor.
www.usatoday.com