I've been thinking...

Beefy

Worst gambler ever
I'm moving to Hawaii in a few months, and I've been wondering why I've lived in the places I've lived.

Here are the reasons:

1. San Fernando Valley: I was born here, I really had no choice as to where my parents decided to raise their family.

2. Santa Barbara: I was 17, a fresh kid innocently right out of High School, not knowing anything about my future but that I had to go to college.

3. San Fernando Valley: I got thrown out of college so I moved back home.

4. Denver: I moved there because it wasn't the Valley, and I had a job opportunity.

5. Seattle: Always wanted to live there, had one of the best years of my life.

6. San Fernando Valley again: I messed up.

Next is Hawaii.
 
Yeah. I'm definitely jealous. The only place that's nearly as cool as Jersey in the US is Hawaii ;)

Have fun!
 
Yeah. I'm definitely jealous. The only place that's nearly as cool as Jersey in the US is Hawaii ;)

Have fun!

Yes...that's why Jersey is known as the Hawaii of the Northeast. I'm lucky to live so close to it. I've actually driven through the Lincoln Tunnel, took a deep breath and said, "you know, if I didn't know better, I'd swear I was in Hawaii".
 
Yes...that's why Jersey is known as the Hawaii of the Northeast. I'm lucky to live so close to it. I've actually driven through the Lincoln Tunnel, took a deep breath and said, "you know, if I didn't know better, I'd swear I was in Hawaii".

that was just hallucinations from all the CO poisoning Darla :)
 
Yes...that's why Jersey is known as the Hawaii of the Northeast. I'm lucky to live so close to it. I've actually driven through the Lincoln Tunnel, took a deep breath and said, "you know, if I didn't know better, I'd swear I was in Hawaii".

LMAO! :p :readit:

Yes Darla. It can get a bit overwhelming. The refineries, the sweet smell of industrialized pollution. If you close you're eyes, cover your ears, and hold your breath until you pass out, you really wouldn't know the difference. Amazing isn't it?
 
LMAO! :p :readit:

Yes Darla. It can get a bit overwhelming. The refineries, the sweet smell of industrialized pollution. If you close you're eyes, cover your ears, and hold your breath until you pass out, you really wouldn't know the difference. Amazing isn't it?

Yes, other than the things you list, the resemblance is striking.

I only joke about Jersey...it's not like the other side of the Lincoln tunnel is any paradise either.
 
Yeah. I'm definitely jealous. The only place that's nearly as cool as Jersey in the US is Hawaii ;)

My thoughts exactly. I was thinking that driving up the lovely New Jersey turnpike was almost exactly like driving to Hawaii's north shore.
 
I have been on the jersey turnpike.... some of you must be on heavy duty drugs :)


Just "high" on life my friend.

The sweet fragrance of the ExxonMobil refinery and the Jersey landfills, is not too disimilar from the fragrance of the pineapple fields and flowers of the North Shore highway.
 
Yes, other than the things you list, the resemblance is striking.

I only joke about Jersey...it's not like the other side of the Lincoln tunnel is any paradise either.

Oh I know. How was your fourth?
 
Just "high" on life my friend.

The sweet fragrance of the ExxonMobil refinery and the Jersey landfills, is not too disimilar from the fragrance of the pineapple fields and flowers of the North Shore highway.

Sigh.......good times......good times. That reminds me of the other day when I happened upon a landfill. I closed my eyes and for a minute, I thought I was near a Macadamia Nut tree. When I opened them I realized what I was smelling was not the scent of ripening nuts, but rather compose........oh sweet sweet Jersey.
 
Sigh.......good times......good times. That reminds me of the other day when I happened upon a landfill. I closed my eyes and for a minute, I thought I was near a Macadamia Nut tree. When I opened them I realized what I was smelling was not the scent of ripening nuts, but rather compose........oh sweet sweet Jersey.


ROTFL-time! snort, snort, guffaw.....
 
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