Jeffrey Epstein is alive

[Phantasmal]

Epstein is living with JFK, Jr. And Elvis and they are all coming back 7/4/26!

Gawd Bless Merika!

 

[goat]

Epstein is living with JFK, Jr. And Elvis and they are all coming back 7/4/26!

Gawd Bless Merika!

Obama earned the peace prize
Kamala won the primary vote
A magic bullet killed JFK
Phan is an unbiased mod

Some folk actually believe this crap.

 

[Margot]

I put this in conspiracy theories because insentient Americans believe whatever they are told. You show me evidence that Epstein is dead and I'll show you the forensics of government faking Epstein's death. Nothing is what it seems to be when government is involved.

We the People are the Government!

 

[Monad Portal]

We the People are the Government!

yeah..... but not really.

 

[Phantasmal]

Obama earned the peace prize
Kamala won the primary vote
A magic bullet killed JFK
Phan is an unbiased mod

Some folk actually believe this crap.

Ahhh, you really do love me.

 

[goat]

Ahhh, you really do love me.

We have a lot of fun.

 

[Monad Portal]

We have a lot of fun.

does she send you socks to sniff, weirdo?

 

[serenity]

I put this in conspiracy theories because insentient Americans believe whatever they are told. You show me evidence that Epstein is dead and I'll show you the forensics of government faking Epstein's death. Nothing is what it seems to be when government is involved.

Nothing like manifesting Epstein into a social martyr playing the game of reverse psychology

 

[serenity]

We the People are the Government!

Absolute power of suggesting now isn't eternity corrupts every ancestral generaton gap reciting the same narrative last 7,000 years.

 

[Monad Portal]

I put this in conspiracy theories because insentient Americans believe whatever they are told. You show me evidence that Epstein is dead and I'll show you the forensics of government faking Epstein's death. Nothing is what it seems to be when government is involved.

why didn't you put it in current events?

you're a pre-emptive pussy, the worst kind.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

There's no proof that Hitler killed himself.

Dolph is 137 years old, relaxing at Mar del Plata, Argentina.
Everybody knows that.