Joe Schmo to Lambo wrecks 6 hours after taking delivery...

[DamnYankee]

A US man who won a $US380,000 Lamborghini in a contest crashed the sports car six hours after he got it.
The lime green Murcielago Roadster is on its way to a Las Vegas body shop for repairs.
"Yeah, I got it on Saturday and I wrecked it on Saturday," David Dopp told KSL-TV.

http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/...fter-driving-off-in-prize-20111222-1p61w.html

Dune?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

If I won it, I wouldn't even drive it. I'd post it for sale at some auction house.

 

[DamnYankee]

I'd drive the shit out of that bad boy. I'd paint it a decent color though.

 

[apple0154]

I'd drive the shit out of that bad boy. I'd paint it a decent color though.

Talk about driving a chick magnet! If he drives the car back from Las Vegas to Salt Lake City after it's repaired I'm willing to bet he won't be in a hurry to sell it. He'll realize he's not just selling a car. He'd be selling a lifestyle.

Oops. Just read that he's married. He may as well sell it. No point in having something and never utilizing it's full potential.

 

[DamnYankee]

Do you ever not think with your dick?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Do you ever not think with your dick?

Not really, no.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Talk about driving a chick magnet! If he drives the car back from Las Vegas to Salt Lake City after it's repaired I'm willing to bet he won't be in a hurry to sell it. He'll realize he's not just selling a car. He'd be selling a lifestyle.

Oops. Just read that he's married. He may as well sell it. No point in having something and never utilizing it's full potential.

You know what's also a chick magnet? $380,000.

 

[/MSG/]

Too small and finicky. Id sell it and buy a real car.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Too small and finicky. Id sell it and buy a real car.

THE CAR OF MEN!

 

[/MSG/]

THE CAR OF MEN!

This is more what I was referring to:

 

[Damocles]

If I won it, I wouldn't even drive it. I'd post it for sale at some auction house.

Hayul yeah. Although I would drive it on a track once at least.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This is more what I was referring to:

We shall push small, frail, weakling cars off the road, thus proving our superiority.

 

[/MSG/]

We shall push small, frail, weakling cars off the road, thus proving our superiority.

I push TTs outta my way. Because I am so bad ass.

 

[DamnYankee]

I push TTs outta my way. Because I am so bad ass.

You wouldn't stand a chance with the average Boston driver, and, as that was simply my training ground, I assure you that I am well above average.

 

[/MSG/]

You wouldn't stand a chance with the average Boston driver, and, as that was simply my training ground, I assure you that I am well above average.

So you were trained by retards. At best that makes you king of the retards. Wear your crown with pride.

 

[DamnYankee]

LOL There sure were a lot of retards there. I'll give you that.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Too small and finicky. Id sell it and buy a real car.

That's because you couldn't fit your fat ass in the mother fucker!

 

[/MSG/]

That's because you couldn't fit your fat ass in the mother fucker!

Despite the fact that I've taken shits more in shape than you, you're probably right. Those cars are built for midgets. Mine is built for a man.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

A lot of these cars are crashed intentionally as insurance fraud, actually. There was a story a while back of a guy who drove a 1 million dollar car into a salt marsh; yep, insurance fraud.

Of course, this doesn't seem to be insurance fraud, as this guy is sending it in for repairs, and doesn't seem to have taken out an insurance policy yet. I mean, seriously, if you're going to keep it, get a goddamn insurance plan. You are putting a lot on the line otherwise.

 

[Rune]

You wouldn't stand a chance with the average Boston driver, and, as that was simply my training ground, I assure you that I am well above average.

I drive around Boston to relax.