John Edwards Fairy Tale

[Beefy]

John Edwards clearly doesn't believe in science.

He believes that there once was a man who walked on water, raised the dead, turned water into wine, fed 5,000 people with a couple of fish, and died for three days before his body rose into heaven.

LOL What a tool!

We can't give any creedence to the wingnuts who will believe this kind of drivel!

 

[DigitalDave]

I can just see John now, giving thanks to a weirdo who cursed a fig tree.

 

[Bonestorm]

I don't get it.

 

[Liberano]

I don't get it.

Well I do! We clearly can't trust this anti-science guy John Edwards to get power, I don't know about you but doggone it, I just don't feel "comfortable" with someone like that being president.

 

[Bonestorm]

Oh, so we're playing a little game of equating being Christian to being "anti-science?"

Sounds fun. Let me know how that works out for you.

 

[Beefy]

Oh, so we're playing a little game of equating being Christian to being "anti-science?"

Sounds fun. Let me know how that works out for you.

Consider yourself skewered.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What a loon! We can't trust people like that to be president!

 

[DigitalDave]

Oh, so we're playing a little game of equating being Christian to being "anti-science?"

Sounds fun. Let me know how that works out for you.

Climb to the highest mountain and you will see all the lands, cause the world is flat!

 

[Liberano]

Consider yourself skewered.

Hahaha, nice.

 

[Onceler]

The right-wing mob on here always gangs up on the poor wittle wefties...shame on you...

 

[Liberano]

The right-wing mob on here always gangs up on the poor wittle wefties...shame on you...

Yeah it took you a few months to be able to use that line, which shows you how often it happens. And by mob, you mean 3 people.

Pathetic.

 

[Onceler]

Yeah it took you a few months to be able to use that line, which shows you how often it happens. And by mob, you mean 3 people.

Pathetic.

I think the salient point is that you jumped on one of the very rare opportunities to "mob up", and seemed very happy about it.

I just though that was interesting.

 

[Beefy]

I think the salient point is that you jumped on one of the very rare opportunities to "mob up", and seemed very happy about it.

I just though that was interesting.

Mob up?! There's only 12 posts.

 

[Damocles]

We're doomed. It seems they all profess to believe in this. Including that the entire planet was covered in water within that same 6000 year period...

 

[Cypress]

The right-wing mob on here always gangs up on the poor wittle wefties...shame on you...

Go easy on him. Beefy is one of the few here who actually likes Dano.

Let Dano have at least ONE friend. Have a heart!

 

[DigitalDave]

Mob up?! There's only 12 posts.

Didn't you realize that it's liberals we are dealing with here? You can't joke with liberals, they get offended too easily.

 

[Beefy]

Didn't you realize that it's liberals we are dealing with here? You can't joke with liberals, they get offended too easily.

Radical pinkos. Dano could school them in comedy.

 

[DigitalDave]

Radical pinkos. Dano could school them in comedy.

Pinko offends them, liberal offends them, socialist offends them, Democrat Party offends them, commie offends them, D.L. Hughley offends them, and talkin' bad 'bout Jesus now offends them.

 

[Beefy]

Pinko offends them, liberal offends them, socialist offends them, Democrat Party offends them, commie offends them, D.L. Hughley offends them, and talkin' bad 'bout Jesus now offends them.

I thought making fun of Jesus would get me points with these guys.

 

[DigitalDave]

I thought making fun of Jesus would get me points with these guys.

You are only allowed to joke about your stud hampster. Jokes in expense of yourself are the only funny ones.