JPP Presidential Ballot Box- CAST YOUR VOTE!

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

This is a poll question designed to represent the 2012 Presidential election. Please cast your vote as you plan to actually vote, and for those of you who have multiple troll accounts, please only vote once. There is also the option to "sit it out" and not vote in the election, if that is what you intend to do. This poll question will be open until Nov. 6

 

[Airstrip One]

That should be an [L], not an ...

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Dixie, as already stated Gary Johnson belongs to a party. The Libertarian party.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Dixie, as already stated Gary Johnson belongs to a party. The Libertarian party.

Sorry about that, I don't follow Gary Johnson. I thought Rosanne Barr was the Libertarian candidate?

(that was a joke, pinheads!)

 

[Rationalist]

Romney FTFW.

 

[Airstrip One]

Dixie, you're fucking retarded...

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Dixie, you're fucking retarded...

Maybe, but at least I don't have to hide this behind an ever-changing moniker due to embarrassment, threedee!

 

[cancel2 2022]

This is a poll question designed to represent the 2012 Presidential election. Please cast your vote as you plan to actually vote, and for those of you who have multiple troll accounts, please only vote once. There is also the option to "sit it out" and not vote in the election, if that is what you intend to do. This poll question will be open until Nov. 6

It's spelt incumbent not incumbant!!

 

[NOVA]

I see Rana voted......lmao......or was it Voltaire ?

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

It's spelt incumbent not incumbant!!

http://grammarist.com/spelling/spelled-spelt/

 

[Liberty]

That should be an [L], not an ...

What you would expect from a republican.

I'm surprised he even included Johnson.

 

[Liberty]

Sorry about that, I don't follow Gary Johnson. I thought Rosanne Barr was the Libertarian candidate?

(that was a joke, pinheads!)

Isn't Rosanne Barr a Marxist?

Quite a big difference dude.

 

[cancel2 2022]

http://grammarist.com/spelling/spelled-spelt/

Holy shit not this again!!

Spelt is English, spelled is the American version. English also has similar endings for the past participles of dream and burn, dreamt and burnt, as well as a handful of others. Americans use dreamed and burned, in Britain we say zed, Americans say zee.

Most of the rest of the English speaking world follows English spelling, not American.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Holy shit not this again!!

Spelt is English, spelled is the American version. English also has similar endings for the past participles of dream and burn, dreamt and burnt, as well as a handful of others. Americans use dreamed and burned, in Britain we say zed, Americans say zee.

Most of the rest of the English speaking world follows English spelling, not American.

So basically... Fuck off, you knew what was meant. Stop being Mr. International Grammar Nazi!

 

[Jarod]

Dixie, I was wondering if you are still predicting President Obama's reelection?

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

you should have made the poll public

our resident troll likely voted 11 times for obama with his legion of trolls

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

you should have made the poll public

our resident troll likely voted 11 times for obama with his legion of trolls

Maybe, but making it public wouldn't have changed that. I made it private to honor the concept of a private ballot. I wanted people to not feel pressured by their political persona here, and give an honest answer. This is no more a 'scientific' poll than any other, it's just for amusement.

 

[Airstrip One]

Yeah, what is this, a union?

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Maybe, but making it public wouldn't have changed that. I made it private to honor the concept of a private ballot. I wanted people to not feel pressured by their political persona here, and give an honest answer. This is no more a 'scientific' poll than any other, it's just for amusement.

then you will have to accept that voter fraud is likely

 

[Damocles]

Fixed some spelling issues in the poll and Gary Johnson's party affiliation.