You have no assets, Uber Eats driver.
No butler but a maid.
You?
I thought I taught you yesterday the difference between criminal and civil law. It appears you need a refresher, Early.
A criminal case involves the state charging a person with a violation of a criminal statute. That requires a representative of the state (your imaginary Haaaavaaahdl lawyer in this case) to file some imaginary indictment against someone, in this case yours truly.
A CIVIL lawsuit would involve you (Winthrop) filing a lawsuit against yours truly. The lawsuit must state the amount of damages your are claiming.
I also thought I had directed you to obtain a copy of ‘Law for Pompous Assholes’. You clearly did not. Your imaginary lawyer told you in your pretend conversation on the 12th hole that he would ‘prosecute’ me which is a criminal charge. In that case my assets would be irrelevant.
You’re welcome.