Lefties and Gum

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Evmetro

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I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
 
Evmetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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Why do you blow hobos behind the bus station for meth rails?
 
The clues that tell me these open mouthed gum chewers are lefties are pretty simple.

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese
 
Jade Dragon said:
Retarded trolling, at it's finest. Could only be, Evmetro.
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If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

Which of the following describes you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese
 
Evmetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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Stupidest thread ever!
Turning gum chewing to a left vs white issue!
 
He responded. Even talking about chewing with your mouth open is an OCD no no. Oh well, here's a pittance anyway.
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Seeing an adult going around chomping on gum with the mouth open is like seeing an adult walking around with a binky in his mouth.
 
Evmetro said:
If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

Which of the following describes you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese
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^^Trick question! All of the above describe Jade Dragon.
 
Evmetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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Meesa liken gumfish.
 
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