Lefties and Gum

the early morning troll-a-troll stroll is full swing...lol (the mocking isn't working... there's no snark, no creativity...keep on keeping on, though;)
 
StoneByStone said:
There are stupid people on both sides, but Evmetro characterized Leftists as being unattractive and androgynous, which is the "edgy" stereotypical way they're described by angry incels.
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Ever known a conservative to be androgynous? It does go with the left theme...
 
It's a pity Americans aren't allowed proper politics. Androgynous gum-chewers rule ,okay? What a total load of bollucks!
 
StoneByStone said:
You don't think there are ugly Righties too?
That shows how easily brainwashed you are.
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I have seen ugly righties, and I have seen smokin' hot lefty women. There are plenty of exceptions, but it is well known that righties are more attractive on the average.
 
When I see an ugly lefty chomping on some gum with the mouth open, I see a strange phenomenon. I can look deep into the lefty eyes and see absolutely nothing going on. Kinda like looking into the eyes of a dog or cat.
 
Evmetro said:
I have seen ugly righties, and I have seen smokin' hot lefty women. There are plenty of exceptions, but it is well known that righties are more attractive on the average.
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Not from what I've seen. Righties are more likely to eat unhealthy foods and drink more.
Although there are more black Lefties, so that does hurt our average.
 
Evmetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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Kind Voting? :thinking: How do you know they're Lefties?

This should be classic :laugh:
 
I just saw a lefty chomping on gum with his mouth open, but I also noticed something extra lefty-like on this one. It appeared that the default position of his mouth was open, so he looked a little dumber than the average lefty.
 
Just got stuck in an elevator with a lefty gum chomper. Open mouth and making a bunch of snapping popping noises. It is so weird seeing a fully grown person do this shit. Fucking lefties.
 
Evmetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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d'uh........they aren't adults yet........
 
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