Lefties and Gum

Lefties remind me of that 80's movie with Tom Hanks, "Big". Kid brains inside adult bodies, gum chomping and all.
 
Vasquezrocks said:
That's the problem with lefty's ..... They never grow up .
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Lol, lefties would not even be able to see the connection between the behavior exhibited in the video in post 64 and leftyism. They would need to see how the person is registered to vote in order to see that the lefty really is a lefty.
 
Yuck! I just stood behind a lefty in line at the grocery store who was chomping away on gum. Mouth open and snapping it. The line came to a standstill while she did a bunch of welfare coupons. The person I was chatting with behind me called the coupons "wick" I think. Either way, my paycheck tax dollars bought the snappy gum and welfare coupons.
 
Evmetro said:
The clues that tell me these open mouthed gum chewers are lefties are pretty simple.

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese
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This one especially, in my experiences...
 
Evmetro said:
Yuck! I just stood behind a lefty in line at the grocery store who was chomping away on gum. Mouth open and snapping it. The line came to a standstill while she did a bunch of welfare coupons. The person I was chatting with behind me called the coupons "wick" I think. Either way, my paycheck tax dollars bought the snappy gum and welfare coupons.
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How do you know the person is a Lefty?
 
StoneByStone said:
So you just assumed her politics based on that? That's so stupid.
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Here is a list of items that can really help identify lefties in public, if you are not experienced at doing so:

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese
 
Evmetro said:
Here is a list of items that can really help identify lefties in public, if you are not experienced at doing so:

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese
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Stop watching Fox.
 
Evmetro said:
Are you suggesting that I lower my expectations of how people should look?
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Yes. Not every Leftist looks the same. Try judging people based on character.

Fox tries to paint all Leftists as being stereotypes because it makes for easy propaganda. This is how Fascism works.
 
StoneByStone said:
Yes. Not every Leftist looks the same. Try judging people based on character.

Fox tries to paint all Leftists as being stereotypes because it makes for easy propaganda. This is how Fascism works.
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There is no changing the fact that lefties can be identified by how they look. Take Bill Clinton's bastard son for example. Is there any doubt that this guy is a lefty?

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