Oh yes they do touch junk...and they do it on purpose. All passenger airporports will make passengers subject to the newly phrased "porno scans" or the invasive body "grope" search. This includes women, infants and children-the elderly. The one group who may be exempt are muslim women...at least our Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is considering exempting them.
Those who believe the government’s incredible claim that TSA employees don’t pay attention to people’s private areas should ask Rolando Negrin, a 44 year old TSA worker who is now known around the world for having an exceptionally small penis. Negrin was harassed for days by fellow employees who saw the size of his penis during a training session and mocked him because of it. The berating was so brutal that Negrin finally unleashed on the bullies, landing him in jail while his abusive coworkers remain at large, preying upon the American sheep that willingly pass through the body scanning machines. Everyone can be assured that – if they have anything peculiar or appealing in their anatomy that the TSA workers will be laughing over it over by the water cooler. Still, privacy concerns and government retribution are not the only reason body scanners are bad: they are useless.
Well the possible comebacks for this post are endless...
