Liz Von Saxe Coburg Gotha in "Coming To America!"

AnyOldIron

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Thanks for putting up with Liz on her summer holidays. So nice of you to give her such a warm welcome, feed and water her and being so nice about not mentioning the White House burning thing.....

And don't you do pomp and circumstance well! She would have felt perfectly at home.....

:-)
 
Yeah, Nothing against the Queen, but my state of KY would have done much better to put the 10 mill or so they spent on her visit into the education system.

the Queeny has class though she handled it like a pro when Bush said she was 230 years old ;)
 
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Yeah, why she didn't go to Disneyland for her holidays like every other Brit who comes to America is beyond me...

It wouldn't be Bush without a gaff, and she is nearly 200 years old, so he can be excused....

Fair enough about the 10 mill, but then it cost us a similar amount to host Bush. And Heads of state need to go on holiday, like the rest of us....

What makes me laugh is the fact that no matter what she is doing, Liz always has an expression like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle..... lol
 
Yeah, why she didn't go to Disneyland for her holidays like every other Brit who comes to America is beyond me...

It wouldn't be Bush without a gaff, and she is nearly 200 years old, so he can be excused....

Fair enough about the 10 mill, but then it cost us a similar amount to host Bush. And Heads of state need to go on holiday, like the rest of us....

What makes me laugh is the fact that no matter what she is doing, Liz always has an expression like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle..... lol
Well, she is 230 years old.
 
Yeah, why she didn't go to Disneyland for her holidays like every other Brit who comes to America is beyond me...

It wouldn't be Bush without a gaff, and she is nearly 200 years old, so he can be excused....

Fair enough about the 10 mill, but then it cost us a similar amount to host Bush. And Heads of state need to go on holiday, like the rest of us....

What makes me laugh is the fact that no matter what she is doing, Liz always has an expression like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle..... lol

Yeah but 10 mill or more was just KY's part....

In the expression, I guess it just sucks being Queen....
Or is the expression a job requirement ?
 
Well, she is 230 years old.

No-one knows her exact age, but from her ring-circles, it is estimated she is approx 200+ years old.
 
Yeah but 10 mill or more was just KY's part....

10m just for KY???? They saw you guys coming....lol

In the expression, I guess it just sucks being Queen....

Mmmmnn, yeah, it must suck to be loaded and paid huge amounts of money to visit the world and ask people 'How do you do...'....

Or is the expression a job requirement ?

No, I think she's got a 'bad licking piss off nettles' habit, though she is down to 20 nettles a day now...
 
"10m just for KY???? They saw you guys coming....lol "
KY is a Republican controlled state, they are quite eager to waste money.
 
KY is a Republican controlled state, they are quite eager to waste money.

Well, if they are throwing money about.... they could throw some my way.... lol
 
LOL, that's exactly what I was thinking:

"Oh Lord, Please don't give her a neck rub, please don't give her a neck rub, please......"

I was in another room, and I heard, I think it was Tucker Carlson? say something about a bush flub with the Queen, and how it was an "incident". And as soon as I heard the word "incident" that is the first thing I thought of! Oh God, please don't tell me he massaged the Queen! But then when I heard what it was really about, I was just like, oh come on, for him, that's a good day!
 
I was in another room, and I heard, I think it was Tucker Carlson? say something about a bush flub with the Queen, and how it was an "incident". And as soon as I heard the word "incident" that is the first thing I thought of! Oh God, please don't tell me he massaged the Queen! But then when I heard what it was really about, I was just like, oh come on, for him, that's a good day!


You know what was embarrassing about how bush handled it, I think?

Anyone can make the flub he did. He recovered pretty nicely, when he quickly changed 1776 to 1976. A graceful speaker would have quickly moved on like nothing unusual had happened.

Bush, in his frat-boy, jokey way had to stop, stand there in silence, and look over at the Queen with that Chimp smirk he has. Thereby, drawing immediate and unneccessary attention to the Queen and the implication that she is an old fogey.

A faux paux. A total lack of grace on Bush's part.
 
KY is a Republican controlled state, they are quite eager to waste money.

Well, if they are throwing money about.... they could throw some my way.... lol
sorry you are a liberal and not a corporation. They only throw money to their cronies and corpies.
 
You know what was embarrassing about how bush handled it, I think?

Anyone can make the flub he did. He recovered pretty nicely, when he quickly changed 1776 to 1976. A graceful speaker would have quickly moved on like nothing unusual had happened.

Bush, in his frat-boy, jokey way had to stop, stand there in silence, and look over at the Queen with that Chimp smirk he has. Thereby, drawing immediate and unneccessary attention to the Queen and the implication that she is an old fogey.

A faux paux. A total lack of grace on Bush's part.

LOL. That is so him. He really is nothing so much as he is a fratboy.
 
LOL. That is so him. He really is nothing so much as he is a fratboy.

Liz is used to worse.... Have you seen what she's married to?

Check out some of Phil's gaffes:

During a state visit to China in 1986, he famously told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".

And speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, he asked: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?".

Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)


"British women can't cook." (1966)

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)

"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (commenting in 1995 on modern stress counselling for servicemen)

"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)

"Bloody silly fool!" (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him)

"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)

"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)

"They must be out of their minds." (in 1982, in the Solomon Islands, after being told that the annual population growth was only 5%)

"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in 1991, in Thailand, after accepting a conservation award)

"Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in 1992 in Australia, when asked to stroke a Koala bear)

"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)

"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)

"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
 
LOL. That is so him. He really is nothing so much as he is a fratboy.

Liz is used to worse.... Have you seen what she's married to?

Check out some of Phil's gaffes:

During a state visit to China in 1986, he famously told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".

And speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, he asked: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?".

Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)


"British women can't cook." (1966)

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)

"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (commenting in 1995 on modern stress counselling for servicemen)

"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)

"Bloody silly fool!" (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him)

"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)

"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)

"They must be out of their minds." (in 1982, in the Solomon Islands, after being told that the annual population growth was only 5%)

"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in 1991, in Thailand, after accepting a conservation award)

"Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in 1992 in Australia, when asked to stroke a Koala bear)

"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)

"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)

"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)

Holy crap! No, I had no idea. They can't complain about Bush, you're right.
 
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