Legion Troll
A fine upstanding poster
I must confess that I did partake on several occasions, one time I was with a lovely woman at uni and we attempted to have sex. I won't say it was impossible but we just couldn't stop laughing, it just seemed so ridiculous!! It is really difficult to focus when the woman you are with keeps changing colour.
That's your story. Did she ring the police when you wouldn't take "no" for an answer?