Man arrested for having sex with a picnick table

[Battleborne]

Along with the poster...............

Us, because we had to read the story.

They should arrest the editor that thought it was important enough to put it in the news.

who posted it here!

 

[evince]

http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083

he got six months

 

[Cancel3]

http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083

he got six months

I wonder if anyone sits near him at the table during meals?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083

he got six months

Of probation?

Prison? Christ.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

So splinters weren't an issue???

 

[Minister of Truth]

So splinters weren't an issue???

He probably used some decent (irony alert) cushioning...

 

[uscitizen]

I guess the picnick table was under age and did not consent.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I know I screw my picknick table all the time. And it's older than me, so it's fine.

 

[Cancel11]

So, who's the victim here?

That's my question.

The guys fucked up in the head for sure, but so long as it was in his own back yard and home, outside of public view (or neighbors' view), I really don't see how he could be charged with anything.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This law is seriously sexist. Would anyone complain if Darla or LadyT masturbated in their back yard? Of course not. But whenever a fat, old, ugly man does it, suddenly it violates our rights? There is no sense in that.

 

[Cancel11]

Watermark, who would you rather be forced to watch masturbating: LadyT, or a fat ugly old man?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Watermark, who would you rather be forced to watch masturbating: LadyT, or a fat ugly old man?

Thorn,

read up on "tongue-in-cheek", and get back to me on that.

 

[Cancel11]

Thorn,

read up on "tongue-in-cheek", and get back to me on that.

You missed my point.

If an attractive woman masturbated in her back yard, there's no chance in Hell she would be charged with anything.

 

[Cancel3]

You missed my point.

If an attractive woman masturbated in her back yard, there's no chance in Hell she would be charged with anything.

No, she would be charging men $20 for a few minutes viewing.

But then, most women can go to a bar and drink for free and get laid if they want. Men don't have that luxury either.


Its like the old joke:

God finished Adam & Eve and was standing there with a big sack. "Ok you two, I have a couple of leftover items here, and I'll let you decide who gets what. Lets see, I have the ability to pee standing up...", before he can finish Adam jumps up and down yelling "Oh me lord, thats the one for me!!". God shrugs and waves his hand and Adam can pee standing up. Adam runs off to practice his new talent. God looks at the ever patient Eve and says, "Well, all I have left is multiple orgasms".

 

[TexasMeg]

ahh this whole thread just made my very uneventful night VERY entertaining.

Well I laughed a lot anyway

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

No, she would be charging men $20 for a few minutes viewing.

But then, most women can go to a bar and drink for free and get laid if they want. Men don't have that luxury either.


Its like the old joke:

God finished Adam & Eve and was standing there with a big sack. "Ok you two, I have a couple of leftover items here, and I'll let you decide who gets what. Lets see, I have the ability to pee standing up...", before he can finish Adam jumps up and down yelling "Oh me lord, thats the one for me!!". God shrugs and waves his hand and Adam can pee standing up. Adam runs off to practice his new talent. God looks at the ever patient Eve and says, "Well, all I have left is multiple orgasms".

Actually, men can have multiple orgasms. It's just doesn't happen very often.