Man dies on the way to work....ooops, to late

[Cancel 2018. 3]

he died because a car hit him

we should all stop driving cars so no more innocent people lose their lives

 

[Damocles]

Or we should make laws against packaging cars as toys because that is like candy cigarettes and apparently associating toys with something is so evil that it makes everybody eat things. Kids eating cars is bad.

 

[Canceled1]

Or we should make laws against packaging cars as toys because that is like candy cigarettes.

We should sue every person who even entertains the idea of packaging anything fun or meant to increase their profit margin, because somewhere, somehow, and some way, someone is going to die, or worse yet, get FAT from it!!!!

 

[Rationalist]

We should sue every person who even entertains the idea of packaging anything fun or meant to increase their profit margin, because somewhere, somehow, and some way, someone is going to die, or worse yet, get FAT from it!!!!

Or even worse, make a profit!

 

[Canceled1]

Or even worse, make a profit!

Absolutely! It will not be tolerated. The unmitigated gall!!

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

i'm drinking hot chocolate with WHOLE milk....

i'm not fit to make the decision about what i eat