Mom sez alcohol is your enemy

[Stone]

Jesus turned water into wine. He always talked about wine.

Doesnt mean he was a drunk, or was ever drunk at all. He wasnt.

 

[Hawkeye10]

Alcohol and drugs have always worked for me.

 

[Stone]

I dont like this kind of stuff. Not funny. Im out....

 

[AProudLefty]

Doesnt mean he was a drunk, or was ever drunk at all. He wasnt.

I never said he was a drunk.

 

[Hawkeye10]

"I got more from it than it got from me"
Hitch on alcohol

 

[anonymoose]

I never said he was a drunk.

But you clearly post while drunk.

 

[AProudLefty]

But you clearly post while drunk.

Right now? I am not drunk as of yet.

 

[Hawkeye10]

But you clearly post while drunk.

Have you a problem with that?

 

[Hawkeye10]

Right now? I am not drunk as of yet.

What is the hold up?

 

[AProudLefty]

What is the hold up?

I am on my third beer.

 

[Hawkeye10]

I am on my third beer.

"Christ, you're an amateur."
Good Will Hunting

 

[Hawkeye10]

We live in a collapsing society in a Dark Age.....I say that self medicating is EXACTLY the reasonable rational plan.


Those who expect me to show contrition need to go fuck themselves.

 

[LurchAddams]

If Im being honest I must say that pretty much all of the worst things I have ever done were when I was heavily under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, we've all seen you posts

 

[LurchAddams]

Nothing to do with what I posted. Plus I said when I was HEAVILY under the influence of alcohol.

There was a lot of crying into beers here in TX yesterday. The Cowboys lost.

 

[LurchAddams]

Link?

"Link" to Jesus partying hard

 

[LurchAddams]

Doesnt mean he was a drunk, or was ever drunk at all. He wasnt.

You're right. Jesus only started drinking after 5, had only two glasses, but switched to water for an hour before he rode his Donkey back to the barn.

 

[LurchAddams]

Alcohol and drugs have always worked for me.

Oh, man. The best jokes you tell are when you don't mean to. Son, you're a total mess. No one likes you or listens to you. So - you're being high is just fine - just stay away from this forum and we'll all be happy.

Your drugs and alcohol DO NOT work for any of US.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Jesus was under the influence of alcohol.

All that wine at the Last Supper.