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Souces close to a source tell me that Mitt is to star in the sequel to a thriller/action movie. Obviously he does not expect to win the US presidential race and will have some time to consider his situation.
'He certainly has the looks of a movie star', said a spokesman for the studio, 'Finely cut features and totally plastic in appearance.'
This reporter could not contact Mr. Romney's office nor could we get him on his mobile phone (the message was 'out of office' leave you number and I'll get back to you.)
So movie freaks look forward to the latest action packed thriller starring your own Mitt Romney.
Oh. The name of the movie? 'The Bourne Stoopid' of course.
Souces close to a source tell me that Mitt is to star in the sequel to a thriller/action movie. Obviously he does not expect to win the US presidential race and will have some time to consider his situation.
'He certainly has the looks of a movie star', said a spokesman for the studio, 'Finely cut features and totally plastic in appearance.'
This reporter could not contact Mr. Romney's office nor could we get him on his mobile phone (the message was 'out of office' leave you number and I'll get back to you.)
So movie freaks look forward to the latest action packed thriller starring your own Mitt Romney.
Oh. The name of the movie? 'The Bourne Stoopid' of course.