More emo poetry for WM to lambast

[Minister of Truth]

Show me your brains. They are the two things dangling behind your ...... oh never mind.

Already, he's in trouble. Mine, for example, don't dangle, but instead glide like the marvels that they are.

 

[Lao Tse]

Show me your brains. They are the two things dangling behind your ...... oh never mind.

The way I deftly destroy mainstream memes of self destruction is proof of my onerous intellect. It is my gift. It is my curse.


My new book in stores wil be called "Outsource the manufacturing of this book"

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

"Steal this book" was a trillion times better.