Most cynical JPPer

[Billy the Great Khan]

billy go play in traffic

Na, I'm far too idealistic.

 

[cancel2 2022]

watermark is messageboard cynical. im for real cynical. I like millions of people being disappointed for having faith in our joke of a political system. watermark at heart is an idealist. he believe in humanity way more than i do O_O

Who knew?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

billy go play in traffic

Dude...he's from Detroit. That's like telling someone from Japan to go kill themselves.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I think the real question is, who is the most spiteful?

Me.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

You know you're popular when you get more votes that your country has people.

I will humbly submit to this democratic judgement.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Best. Poll. Ever.

Also, I don't think this sample size is big enough to determine what all Americans really believe.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Damn watermark, you have A LOT of fans.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

The most honest poll ever.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Okay, first Watermark stages an impressive billion vote comeback. Then he an Grind shoot way down in the polls, and all of these other options come available. No one told me Rasmussen was collecting the data!!

 

[Minister of Truth]

Billy, if you're going to stick yourself in the Poll, you might as well add myself and Brent. We're all pretty damned cynical, and I actually believe humanity will drown in it's stupidity a lot sooner than any of you guys do.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Oh, wait, that was Grind's doing, wasn't it...

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i dont have the energy to keep changing it :/

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Meaning I am also the most spiteful.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

loll..

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

I didn't feel the need to change the option with Helen Keller.

 

[Minister of Truth]

It is so full of WIN

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i like how billy didn't end up changing the pushing hellen keller down the stairs thing

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

i like how billy didn't end up changing the pushing hellen keller down the stairs thing

Its the truth.