Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Ok this is meant with genuine love and respect to the fairer sex and as an essential guide to understanding women to confused males as a general survival guide.
They are smarter than you. They control more than half the money and will live longer than you. You think that’s an accident?
Multitasking is important. Why focus intensely on doing one thing well when you can do 48 things at a high level of mediocrity.
No! She is not fine!!!
They want to control everything in your life without ever having to actually make a decision.
To understand how women think isn’t complicated. Just think like a man but remove reason and accountability.
Look! Something bright and shiny!!!
Don’t kid yourself. Bigger is definitely better.
Oh yeah. You’re wrong. You just have no idea how wrong you are.
They will never, ever, ever, ever love you as much as their children.
You will sacrifice your life to protect your woman. Conversely she too will sacrifice your life to protect your woman.
If you enjoy living put the damned toilet seat up when you pee and the put it back down.
Never ask a women for advice on what women like in a man. What the tell you will assure you never get laid in your life.
The best way to attract women is to completely ignore them and to focus intently on improving yourself physically, professionally and socially with other men. If you succeed there you will have women throwing themselves at you.
If you truly want to die say yes if she asks you if you think she’s getting fat. Lie through your teeth if you have too.
If you think you can make her happier than chocolate you’re an idiot. So buy her chocolate. This isn’t rocket surgery.
Never try to make a woman happy. They are their happiest when they are miserable. If your woman is really happy be smart. Make her cry!
Never, ever hit a woman. Like elephants they never forget and you have to sleep sometime.
You’re energy, skill, strength and talent are no match for their wisdom, knowledge and treachery.
30 minutes is just a good start guys. Pace yourself.
Say these three things every day to your woman and you will have a successful relationship. Yes dear. I love you. Did I tell you today that you’re beautiful?
They are smarter than you. They control more than half the money and will live longer than you. You think that’s an accident?
Multitasking is important. Why focus intensely on doing one thing well when you can do 48 things at a high level of mediocrity.
No! She is not fine!!!
They want to control everything in your life without ever having to actually make a decision.
To understand how women think isn’t complicated. Just think like a man but remove reason and accountability.
Look! Something bright and shiny!!!
Don’t kid yourself. Bigger is definitely better.
Oh yeah. You’re wrong. You just have no idea how wrong you are.
They will never, ever, ever, ever love you as much as their children.
You will sacrifice your life to protect your woman. Conversely she too will sacrifice your life to protect your woman.
If you enjoy living put the damned toilet seat up when you pee and the put it back down.
Never ask a women for advice on what women like in a man. What the tell you will assure you never get laid in your life.
The best way to attract women is to completely ignore them and to focus intently on improving yourself physically, professionally and socially with other men. If you succeed there you will have women throwing themselves at you.
If you truly want to die say yes if she asks you if you think she’s getting fat. Lie through your teeth if you have too.
If you think you can make her happier than chocolate you’re an idiot. So buy her chocolate. This isn’t rocket surgery.
Never try to make a woman happy. They are their happiest when they are miserable. If your woman is really happy be smart. Make her cry!
Never, ever hit a woman. Like elephants they never forget and you have to sleep sometime.
You’re energy, skill, strength and talent are no match for their wisdom, knowledge and treachery.
30 minutes is just a good start guys. Pace yourself.
Say these three things every day to your woman and you will have a successful relationship. Yes dear. I love you. Did I tell you today that you’re beautiful?
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