Diogenes
Nemo me impune lacessit
An intriguing suggestion has occurred to me that would minimize human contact with the tiresomely troublesome “palestinians” that perennially plague the rest of humanity.
South of the Arabian peninsula is an island called Socotra.
It is of sufficient size and has relatively few inhabitants for the “palestinians” to rape, torture, or murder.
- The island has a population of approximately 60,000 to 100,000 people, with most living in the towns of Hadibo and Qalansiyah. This number has seen fluctuations, particularly with the influx of people fleeing the conflict in mainland Yemen.
- Ethnicity:
- The majority of the inhabitants are indigenous Socotri people, who are of Southern Arabian descent, primarily from the Al-Mahrah tribe.
- There is also a small group of people of East-African descent, primarily from Somalia, due to historical slave trading routes and migrations.
- Cultural and Linguistic Characteristics:
- The Socotri people speak Soqotri, an unwritten South Semitic language unique to the island, alongside Arabic, which is Yemen's official language.
- Their culture comprises a rich tradition of oral history, folklore, and unique practices adapted to their isolated environment.
- Lifestyle:
- The islanders' lifestyle revolves around fishing, herding (goats, sheep, camels), and small-scale agriculture like date farming.
The location is far from the Jews that the "palestinians" despise so much and closer to their Arab brethren — with a watery buffer zone to keep them at bay (literally) from other Muslims, as the other Arabs evidently prefer.
It’s also reportedly a goat-friendly paradise with even more beachfront property than Gaza.
What say you, JPP, jurists?