My Dog Keeps Farting Tonight

[Mott the Hoople]

My dog is quite refined, ceptin the fartin. Here's the stinkin' shit herself. She looks all sweet and shit but she stinks to high heaven. Somebody should shop some stink lines in that sumbuck.

Awww man. Now you made me go and think about my black lab who died of cancer a few years back. Best Friend I ever had.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

omg...im rotflmao @ this. Your wife sounds like a riot.

She is. She eats a lot of shrimp paste and patis which makes her farts extremely aromatic!! Maybe I'll try the tomatos like Damo suggested?

 

[LadyT]

She is. She eats a lot of shrimp paste and patis which makes her farts extremely aromatic!! Maybe I'll try the tomatos like Damo suggested?

well, I don't think it's going to counter much. Those soundlike some pretty heavy duty dutch ovens she's unleashing.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

well, I don't think it's going to counter much. Those soundlike some pretty heavy duty dutch ovens she's unleashing.

She cut one loose in Old Mans Cave over in Hocking Hills and you could hear the echos for 15 minutes!!!

 

[LadyT]

She cut one loose in Old Mans Cave over in Hocking Hills and you could hear the echos for 15 minutes!!!

lolololol I don't where OMC is, but that's awesome!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

*forwards thread to motts wife*