Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
A requem for an era.
My favorite patriotic song.
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FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Mine:
IVAN CHESNOKOV
HERO OF SOCIALIST LABOR
IVAN IS PROUD TO KNOW AMERICAN COMRADE. GLORY TO THE MOTHER LAND.
EVERY TIME IVAN HEAR THIS SONG, HE ALMOST SHEDS COSMOLINE TEARS FOR BELOVED PATRIOTS. BUT IVAN DOES NOT DO THIS, BECAUSE EVEN TEARS OF GLORIOUS RUSSIAN COSMOLINE ARE NOT FOR MAN.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
YOU CAN BE HAPPY WITH 40,000 ROUBLE RIFLE WITH NO HISTORY AND PLASTIC STOCK WHO KILLS PAPER TARGET AND DEER WITH NO WEAPON OR FIGHTING HEART.
I CAN BE HAPPY WITH 2,000 ROUBLE RIFLE THAT IS ARTIFACT OF MILITARY HISTORY AND KILLS TSARIST AND NAZI ALIKE.
I CAN BE HAPPY WITH 2,000 ROUBLE RIFLE THAT IS ARTIFACT OF MILITARY HISTORY AND KILLS TSARIST AND NAZI ALIKE.
IVAN CHESNOKOV
HERO OF SOCIALIST LABOR
TRULY YOU ARE GREATEST AMERICAN COMRADE. IVAN RAISES VODKA FOR YOU MANY TIMES IN THIS DAY.
kenya has a cooler national anthem
Minister of Truth
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Australia's isn't half bad.
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This is an anthem!!
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Meh, Bama may be a bit backwards.......but at least it's not a irredemable waste land like michigan.
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I guess you'll be cheering for Bama when we beat Michigan in Dallas on 9/3?
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Sweet Jane
No, not really. Can they both lose? A tie would be nice.
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Its not even gonna be close. I predict Bama by at least 2 touchdowns.
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Darla
Here's my favorite patriotic song!
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Darla
I assume you've heard Warren Zevon's cover of this?
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Darla
LOL Um, no. Nice hair!
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You mean Play It All Night Long? Yeah I have. I think its not his best but funny as hell.