Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Okay, I am a total retard, but I've taken the first step in acknowledging that I'm a total retard. And by total, I mean 110%, USDA Grade A supertard.
On the flipside, its great to have these girls picking up on me all the time, I really thing I'm going to meet a cool chick sometime soon here. My confidence is up, I'm in the best shape I've been since High School, I'm in the best living situation of my life, and I'm ready for a woman.
That being said...
Last night, I'm at Yard House Waikiki sitting at the bar with a friend of mine, and there's these two girls sitting around the corner. One of them is a really, super cute, just gorgeous blondes, and her friend is a cute brunette. I'm making eyes at the blonde for a little while, trying to get the nerve to approach her and see if she wants to get a table.
So, about a half hour in, she approaches me and asks me my name! She came up to me and broke the ice, so we get to chatting. And I didn't have my glasses on so I didn't even realize just how supreme this girl was until she was up close, and she was so unbelievably attractive that I could feel my physiology change when she was near. She tells me she's from Arizona and is going home the next day (today) so she wanted to party that night (last night). Then, the bartender brings up a couple of drinks, and tells these girls they were on me, but they were really on the house, I never even asked for them, but the bartender (also really hot) was just trying to help a bruddah out! So here I am with these two girls, but I'm trippin that its getting late and I gave to work early, so my dumbass calls it a night. And after I kiss her hand, the blonde girl asks me for my phone number, I give it to her, don't even ask for hers and then depart.... She wanted me to come back to her hotel but I'm so far out of the game, I didn't realize it until this morning. Super, duper, ubertard.
I'm a retard, but at least I know I'm a retard. Maybe I'll figure this out soon.
On the flipside, its great to have these girls picking up on me all the time, I really thing I'm going to meet a cool chick sometime soon here. My confidence is up, I'm in the best shape I've been since High School, I'm in the best living situation of my life, and I'm ready for a woman.
That being said...
Last night, I'm at Yard House Waikiki sitting at the bar with a friend of mine, and there's these two girls sitting around the corner. One of them is a really, super cute, just gorgeous blondes, and her friend is a cute brunette. I'm making eyes at the blonde for a little while, trying to get the nerve to approach her and see if she wants to get a table.
So, about a half hour in, she approaches me and asks me my name! She came up to me and broke the ice, so we get to chatting. And I didn't have my glasses on so I didn't even realize just how supreme this girl was until she was up close, and she was so unbelievably attractive that I could feel my physiology change when she was near. She tells me she's from Arizona and is going home the next day (today) so she wanted to party that night (last night). Then, the bartender brings up a couple of drinks, and tells these girls they were on me, but they were really on the house, I never even asked for them, but the bartender (also really hot) was just trying to help a bruddah out! So here I am with these two girls, but I'm trippin that its getting late and I gave to work early, so my dumbass calls it a night. And after I kiss her hand, the blonde girl asks me for my phone number, I give it to her, don't even ask for hers and then depart.... She wanted me to come back to her hotel but I'm so far out of the game, I didn't realize it until this morning. Super, duper, ubertard.
I'm a retard, but at least I know I'm a retard. Maybe I'll figure this out soon.
