My Game Part II

beefy are you gay? would you have gone if it was a guy??
you make the 40yr old virgin look like a porn star.
WTF is calling in sick for anyway?
 
beefy are you gay? would you have gone if it was a guy??
you make the 40yr old virgin look like a porn star.
WTF is calling in sick for anyway?

No top, I'm not gay, I'm just out of the game. I'm not used to this shit. But now I know. It seems like lately the women are falling out of the trees onto me and I'm letting them drop. But no more. I have a date next weekend with a really cool cute gal who writes for the AP, and hopefully another one tomorrow with a really cute and fun lady who runs a youth after-school camp in town. Then there's another one who I've been talking to at one of my job sites. I guess I'm just not used to girls wanting to have sex with me right off the clip so I react poorly.

I'm content to just start dating. I don't have to suddenly become Peter North.
 
Or just wear Axe deoderant. Women will jump all over that as well. Especially if they are cheerleaders. If you want to be the domiant partner in the encounter, you might not want to use it, because she will pwn you, but its good fun at least...
 
Jesus, you guys are highly unfunny.

They really are. Good luck on your dates Beefy, I’m not surprised that women are falling all over you at all. I was always mystified why they weren’t. Probably they always were and you just didn’t realize it.
 
No top, I'm not gay, I'm just out of the game. I'm not used to this shit. But now I know. It seems like lately the women are falling out of the trees onto me and I'm letting them drop. But no more. I have a date next weekend with a really cool cute gal who writes for the AP, and hopefully another one tomorrow with a really cute and fun lady who runs a youth after-school camp in town. Then there's another one who I've been talking to at one of my job sites. I guess I'm just not used to girls wanting to have sex with me right off the clip so I react poorly.

I'm content to just start dating. I don't have to suddenly become Peter North.

Thats my boy. When you look at the game in differnt light you find the women who will make your life a joy. Hotness is a good thing but a real woman has much more to offer than just hot sex. We all have different things to offer, both men and women. Finding the person who provides the type of hotness as well as the type of personality that complements the way you find joy in life is a gem to behold. We are designed to pair off and pretending that sex up front is the best way to get there will lead you to waste time with someone who provides great sex but cant fill the other side of the ticket. Fearing pairing off is a sure way to end up stuck in the game which leaves a person filling unfullfilled. When you find someone who does it so well you want to fill their ticket (compromise for those that think the word is evil) you will never be happier. The Beefy is on the way to being the happiest mutherfucker on the planet. You go my man.
 
Thats my boy. When you look at the game in differnt light you find the women who will make your life a joy.......... The Beefy is on the way to being the happiest mutherf$#cker on the planet. You go my man.

Desh, don't encourage this. And lets be honest: he's on his way to having his first period.
 
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