My Game

[Beefy]

So I'm at Pipeline yesterday, just checking out the scenery and as I'm walking around, this blonde gal with the roundest, juiciest ass on earth says to me "Hi. You look like you're thirsty!"

And being the pimp that I am, I replied, "Actually, I'm not thirsty at all".

I need a coach. I should be getting laid left and right.

 

[Damocles]

So I'm at Pipeline yesterday, just checking out the scenery and as I'm walking around, this blonde gal with the roundest, juiciest ass on earth says to me "Hi. You look like you're thirsty!"

And being the pimp that I am, I replied, "Actually, I'm not thirsty at all".

I need a coach. I should be getting laid left and right.

She just wanted to give you a free sample of some fruit drink they sell to tourists.

 

[Beefy]

She just wanted to give you a free sample of some fruit drink they sell to tourists.

This wasn't that. She had a cooler of beer and a couple of friends with her.

 

[Damocles]

This wasn't that. She had a cooler of beer and a couple of friends with her.

Yeah, you are just an idiot.

 

[Beefy]

Yeah, you are just an idiot.

I wave my fist at you.

 

[Damocles]

I wave my fist at you.

Next time, at least get a free beer. Well, unless it is Budweiser, then just pretend to drink it.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

This wasn't that. She had a cooler of beer and a couple of friends with her.

mbl .... seriously man... seriously...

though this still isn't bad as the time you turned down the 3sum with those two hot girls. Yes I still remember that story from politics.com

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

If I have a beer.... and... and YOU have a beer... and my straw reaaches alllllllllll the way across to where the hot girl is, I drink your beer!...I drink it all... I DRINK IT UP!

 

[Beefy]

mbl .... seriously man... seriously...

though this still isn't bad as the time you turned down the 3sum with those two hot girls. Yes I still remember that story from politics.com

I know.

And the Linda and Tacey story....

I don't know if I told you, but in 2003 I was offered a Marisol (supreme Puerto Rican girl, fine) and Leanne (big titted russian girl, super fine) 3 some, and I turned that down also, but that time it was because I was paired up with Jocelyn, who I later found out was fucking Steve Bender on the side... So in retrospect, I should have taken it.

 

[LadyT]

I didn't hear the first story. Please recap.

 

[LadyT]

and yeah, you need help - that was pathetic.

 

[Cancel7]

and yeah, you need help - that was pathetic.

Unconsciously he's waiting for someone. She'll be along.

 

[LadyT]

Unconsciously he's waiting for someone. She'll be along.

In the mean time.....

wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy?

 

[Cancel7]

In the mean time.....

wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy?

LOL.

 

[Damocles]

In the mean time.....

wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy?

Yeah... She just doesn't want to move to that cesspool of a state... I mean, they let Dawg the Bounty Hunter in!

 

[Chapdog]

what you do is take the beer and then stick your key in it and shotgun it. LOL

 

[LadyT]

So, Darla likes beefy!

I mean I"m jealous, but if I had to lose you to someone I guess beefy will suffice

 

[Cancel7]

So, Darla likes beefy!

I mean I"m jealous, but if I had to lose you to someone I guess beefy will suffice

LOL You are a total nut.

 

[LadyT]

LOL You are a total nut.

Are you two going to name your kids after your screen names? I think that would be cute. I really like the name Darla.

 

[Damocles]

Are you two going to name your kids after your screen names? I think that would be cute. I really like the name Darla.

Little girls don't like to be called "Beefy".