My Game

Although Darla, I hope you have dental insurance. I don't think you want the family to be covered under Beefy's current plan.
 
Are you bashful?

Beefy said:
So I'm at Pipeline yesterday, just checking out the scenery and as I'm walking around, this blonde gal with the roundest, juiciest ass on earth says to me "Hi. You look like you're thirsty!"

And being the pimp that I am, I replied, "Actually, I'm not thirsty at all".

I need a coach. I should be getting laid left and right.
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and what did she answer to this nerd response?
 
Oh yeah, that is my biggest line; I’ve got dental insurance. It works especially well in red-neck towns. That and “I’ve got a six – pack of shaefer in the trunk”
 
Darla said:
Oh yeah, that is my biggest line; I’ve got dental insurance. It works especially well in red-neck towns. That and “I’ve got a six – pack of shaefer in the trunk”
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Its all about knowing your audience.

are you moving out there or is beefy coming to NY?
 
the Beefy man aint no whore.

Way to go Beefy. No apple butt girl can buy the man for a beer.

I hope the roomate saw the "lack" of transaction.
 
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