a bunch of Ex Military are always very frightened of a collection of Low T Soi Boys, Ugly little fat women, and sex change trannys!
And we're always very frightened of janitors and desk jockeys who like to exaggerate their service for effect on anonymous boards.
Conservatives like to pretend every veteran is Sylvester Stallone in First Blood (BTW - HUGE anti-cop movie), but they're really Luke Wilson in Idiocracy.
The next time there's a spill in Aisle 4, we'll know who to call.