Some time in the past, as we sat fat and happy spending our grandkid's money, our Congress got together and in a great show of non-partisanship they voted us a National Holiday devoted to the wonderful fattening dish called Lasagna.
Thank all the gods that we have this day, July 28th set aside to eat a nice helping of a national food dish from some other country rather than a sane fiscal policy.
I hope you will all join with me, and celebrate this our most Holy Holiday devoted to fattening foods.