Nerds v. Westboro Baptist & Fred Phelps

[christiefan915]

Does this mean I have to get rid of the cat skull I have on my desk that I use as a paper weight?

"The horror... the horror..."

 

[Mott the Hoople]

"The horror... the horror..."

It's in near perfect condition too. Quite a specimen. Only the hyoid bone is missing.

 

[christiefan915]

It's in near perfect condition too. Quite a specimen. Only the hyoid bone is missing.

I leave your fate in the hands of the great goddess Bastet. Pray that she be merciful.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I pray that she not be merciful.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I leave your fate in the hands of the great goddess Bastet. Pray that she be merciful.

Hey I didn't kill the cat. I just found a nearly complete skeleton of one when I was out shagging some golf balls one day. Such a find of any animal is quite rare and indicates poor kitty died of natural causes other than predation. I just kept the skull cause it was in perfect condition.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I pray that she not be merciful.

Have you ever known a cat that was merciful?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Have you ever known a cat that was merciful?

Nope

Well, they tend to mellow out in old age, and become about as close to merciful as a cat can be said to get.

 

[charver]

Hey I didn't kill the cat. I just found a nearly complete skeleton of one when I was out shagging some golf balls one day. Such a find of any animal is quite rare and indicates poor kitty died of natural causes other than predation. I just kept the skull cause it was in perfect condition.

So it would be accurate to say that you once shagged a cat's skull?

Unorthodox.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

So it would be accurate to say that you once shagged a cat's skull?

Unorthodox.

Don't feed me straight lines Charver.

 

[Liberty]

Not really. The dead lord C'thulhu loves cats.

WOW!!!

Now you tell me.

Now,,, what did I do with those cats?